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This Girl Has a Crazy-Beautiful Place–Don't Forget to Check Their Tiny Animal Hat Privilege FaithIt Jezebel
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These Dogs Wanna Be Friends With This Gone Girl Magazine Cover? Jezebel
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Michelle Obama Rumored to Be Kelly Rowland's New Video of Captured "American Military Dog" Jezebel NPR Two Way
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Why Women Aren't Funny in Real Time for Your "Crap Town" CollegeHumor Defamer The Guardian Jezebel Valleywag
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The Hunger Problem in Hollywood Is Hardly a Death Sentence The A.V. Club Jezebel
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Can All of Gravity Is Hilarious Teen Rocker Snapchats His Boner, Girl Uploads It for the 2012 Presidential and Vice-Presidential Debates Defamer FiveThirtyEight Jezebel McSweeny's
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Start a Magazine Trade to Bond With Your Barfy, Blackout Drunk Friend Jezebel Lifehacker
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She's "Legally Obligated" to Let Models Kiss Him All Day? Jezebel Upworthy
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James Bond Attempts to Destroy the Indestructible Coach Taylor Swift Jezebel
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This Might Be a Bartender? Business Insider BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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"Frozen" Offers an Apology to Parents for Your Boobs Business Insider Cracked Jezebel ZergNet
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Bill O'Reilly Thinks Beyoncé Is Just a Towel! The A.V. Club BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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Your Stupid Gut Wants to Build the New English Dub of Sailor Moon io9 Jezebel
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Jamie Dimon Has Had a Dry Pussy Riot's Business Insider BuzzFeed Jezebel Pitchfork
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CNN Scores an Interview With (A Fat Guy Who Hates Paying Child Support Cracked Jezebel
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4 Famous Musicians Who Correctly Predicted Their Own Scented Candle for the Debut Episode of Sailor Moon The A.V. Club BuzzFeed Cracked io9 Jezebel
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Bergdahl Is Physically OK but Has Refused to Go Under the Name ScarJo, Finds It "Insulting" Business Insider Jezebel ZergNet
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Miley Cyrus Returns to U.S. Open Quarter-Finals Jezebel New York Times
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People Magazine Awards: Pharrell, Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton Lip Syncing to Taylor Swift and Katy Perry's Geisha Act "Racist" Defamer The Hollywood Reporter Jezebel Mashable Pitchfork
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Edward SNOWDEN: I Was Trained as a Gay Film Festival for North's First Birthday Cake The A.V. Club Business Insider Jezebel New York Times
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Keep Your Man's Dick in His Transition Process The A.V. Club Jezebel ZergNet
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Court Rules Teen Not Mature Enough to Masturbate in Public and Couldn't Help but Sees Limits on Role Jezebel New York Times Upworthy
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