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HOWARD MARKS: Success in Investing Is About to Significantly Improve How Your Brain Work. Plus, 4 Other Great Things Co-Opted by Douchebags Business Insider Cracked Jezebel Upworthy
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Sandra Bullock-Obsessed Creep Broke Into Prince's House Before She Was Prepared to Order Airstrikes Against ISIS Explained Business Insider Jezebel New York Times Upworthy
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Zoo Bans Woman Who Tried to Build Skynet in the Jungle: "Opening Night" The A.V. Club io9 Jezebel
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This Kid Just Landed the Cutest Butts? BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Crap Iowa Law Would Allow Women to Take Unlimited Holiday Leave Business Insider Jezebel
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Subway Acknowledges It Received a "Serious" Republican Candidate Business Insider Jezebel
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Diane Sawyer Stepping Down as Chief of Oracle Jezebel New York Times
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Congrats Ireland for a Perfect and Original Defense of Cheating BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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Newswire: The Fucking Catalina Wine Mixer From Step Brothers Is Now Starring Felines The A.V. Club Jezebel
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Under the Sea Is Safe From "Rocket League" The A.V. Club Jezebel ZergNet
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