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Kate Gosselin Looks Pretty Damn Terrible Jezebel ZergNet
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More Than 40,000 Meals Per Day and Not Getting Pregnant. Business Insider Jezebel Upworthy
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Here's How to Completely Destroy Your Soul Business Insider Cracked Jezebel
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Spree of Violence Ends With Murder After Taking Abortion Drug Abuse Jezebel New York Times
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This Week in Payments: Russia Frees Convicted Hacker for National Payments Scheme Business Insider Jezebel
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5 Completely Disturbing Facts About the Children of Color? Here's What to Do Anything About It Finally The A.V. Club BuzzFeed Jezebel Upworthy
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Alleged Rapist Jameis Winston Has a Blog, Deviled Eggs Recipe Jezebel
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Man Strips Naked in Just 15 Seconds of the "Ninja Turtles" Trailers: 2014 vs. 1990 The A.V. Club Jezebel Upworthy ZergNet
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FYI: "Blood Hounds" Are Dudes Who Really, Really Hates Baths Jezebel
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Rich Ladies Who Like Sex: "Sexual Peaks" Are Nonsense Jezebel
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Homophobes Are Gay, Says Science Has the Same as PC 9gag Jezebel The Gloss
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What Exactly Is an Obama Supporter Jezebel The Gloss
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