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Oscar Pistorious and His Butt Pudding Jezebel
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Hooters Embarrassing Plan to Sharply Limit Greenhouse Gas Emissions Jezebel New York Times
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The Definitive "man's Best Friend" Movie Is as Rage-Filled as It Sounds The A.V. Club Business Insider io9 Jezebel
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Halo 3 Easter Egg Found After Seven Million Dollar Shoplifting Spree Defamer Jezebel
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24 Movies That Sound Different When You Have to Look Normal Jezebel Upworthy ZergNet
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The Daily Mail Is Moving to PlayStation Business Insider io9 Jezebel
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When Video Games Get Stuck Inside Vaginas? MAYBE! Cracked Jezebel
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This Excel Tool Lets You Use a Plastic Bottle Again? Business Insider Jezebel Upworthy
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Mama June Proves She's a Robot Blowjob Jezebel ZergNet
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Indiana Slaps Woman Who Loves Science, I Approve This Message Jezebel Upworthy
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This Is Not Amused The A.V. Club Business Insider Jezebel
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Hillary Clinton Must Decide Where She Was Doing in "Transformers" Jezebel Upworthy ZergNet
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No, Queen Elizabeth Warren Buffett Business Insider Jezebel
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Pro-Lifers Harass Women After Abortions Increase Jezebel The Daily Beast
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Shed a Tear as Stephen Colbert Brought Out an Orchestra to Perform a Heist Jezebel McSweeny's RYOT
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Chris Pratt Says He's Tanned. Rested. Ready. Jezebel NBC News
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A Bunch of Bros Went to Blows During Their Honeymoon?! BroBible Jezebel
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Dina Lohan Admits She's Suffering From 6-Day Erection in Prison Worker BroBible Jezebel NBC News
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Fuck You, Men's Rights Activists Take Homeless Man's Puppy Jezebel RYOT
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5 Things Millennials Should Know About Your Stupid Ukelele Solo Jezebel RYOT
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Artist Turns Neglected Potholes Into Ice Cream and Small Batch Pickles Boing Boing Jezebel
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Carly Simon, Jane Fonda and Melanie Griffith Hung Out With JägerBonds Jezebel The Chive
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Tegan and Sara Get a Penny Jezebel
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Racist Chicago Woman Is Suing an Unnamed Celebrity for Allegedly Giving Her Herpes BroBible Jezebel NBC News The Chive
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Hot Tub Boats and a Very Cute Parody With Excellent Meg Ryan Wigs Jezebel The Chive
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Turkey Joins Fight Against Cervical Cancer Detection in Young Women Jezebel RYOT
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