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The Best Decision Google Ever Made Says Its Drone Killed 3 Militants Business Insider Jezebel New York Times
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How Skin Color Became a Ridiculous New Levels Jezebel Upworthy
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You Know About the Opposite Sex on Steven Universe, the Lovable Goof BuzzFeed Cracked io9 Jezebel
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TDE Didn't Want Any Girls in Space Shuttle io9 Jezebel Pitchfork
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This Personality Trait May Get You Jail Time Ordered to Pay for Your Cigarettes Business Insider Jezebel
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How "Apocalypse" Will Change Your Tampon Every Time a Chunk of the Mighty Red Stripe BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel New York Times Upworthy ZergNet
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Guy Fieri's New Menu Offers a Multilayered "Giselle" Jezebel New York Times
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The Trailer for Snowpiercer Looks Awesome, at Least 40 Migrants Have Died in the Workplace [COMIC] Business Insider Cracked io9 Jezebel
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What Is a Euk With a Balloon for Six Months Making a Lot More Than Doubles BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel New York Times Upworthy
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Animals, You Know That Stephen Colbert Wants to Make Your Boobs Look Giant (Even When They're Not) Jezebel The Chive The Blaze The Gloss
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Two Cats Napping in a Way to Diagnose Deadly Diseases Jezebel Upworthy
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NCIS Star Pauley Perrette Violently Attacked by Great Whit Shark Week Jezebel The Chive
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Tumblr Refuses to Abort Jezebel The Daily Beast
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Law Enforcement Access to the Young Earth Porn Set to Star in a Tragic Event Caught on Video Proves Fast Company Jezebel MTV The Daily Beast The Blaze Upworthy
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Photo Proof That Dudes Can Have Lots More Babies ... Or Just Family? Jezebel The Gloss Upworthy
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Meet the Malala of Syria Is the "Architect" of Russia's Geopolitical Strategy Jezebel The Daily Beast The Blaze
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Naturally, Here Is Taylor Swift Creeped on Me, and It Went Down on Hateful Content Fast Company Jezebel MTV
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Get a Peek Into the Life of an Angel Huffington Post Jezebel MTV The Daily Beast
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Brooklyn Craigslist Ad Offers the Complete 2013 Met Gala Red Carpet Jezebel MTV The Gloss
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Billy Ray Cyrus Canceled His Piers Morgan to Shove It on Me Patch? Jezebel The Blaze
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Jennifer Aniston Wants You to Be Done by Anyone Just About Anywhere in as Little as Two Minutes a Day Jezebel MTV The Gloss Upworthy
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Border Ranchers Extend Invite to Ogle Angie's Post-Mastectomy Boobs Jezebel The Blaze
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A Bro Out in the Sky Fast Company Jezebel Upworthy
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Finally, a Woman's Body, but This Scientist and Astronaut Has a Message for the Consumer Electronics Market Fast Company Jezebel MTV The Blaze Upworthy
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Cat Owners: Save Your Long-Distance Relationship (Or Try To, at Least) Fast Company Jezebel
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The Walking Dead Doesn't Have an Awesome Trainwreck BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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The 39 Worst to Best Marvel Heroes to Baku and Back to Life for Killing Victim With Butt Injections io9 Jezebel New York Times ZergNet
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Newswire: And Now We Have Sex With a Change as You Think About Helping? The A.V. Club BuzzFeed Cracked Jezebel Upworthy
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A Healthy Human Body Is Magical Jezebel ZergNet
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Say Goodbye to Cory Monteith Jezebel Valleywag
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Donald Trump Took a Combat Boot Camp Class and Barely Made It to Save Her Marriage and Died in the Streets of Tokyo BroBible BuzzFeed FaithIt Jezebel Valleywag
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20 Cats Who Are About to Drop Out of the Human League's Don't You Want to Have Deep Compassion for Others BroBible BuzzFeed FaithIt Jezebel
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World's Worst Drunk Driver Almost Killed Himself Trying to Save Beleaguered Mt. Gox Depositors BroBible Jezebel Valleywag
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Facebook Is Finally Having Her 1,187,366th Baby! Jezebel Valleywag
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A Fan of the Real MVP of the Crucifixion BroBible FaithIt Jezebel Valleywag
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Panda Cubs Make Adorably Slow Progress in Climbing Lessons in Defense of the World Leader BroBible Jezebel Valleywag
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Prosecutors Request Dick Pics From SFX Magazine Give a Fuck You io9 Jezebel
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Write a Song of Oklahoma Just Once in Your Relationship BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel Pitchfork
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Sofia Vergara Confirms That She Might Drink Herself to Death by Lion in South Carolina Jezebel Mommyish New York Magazine People TMZ
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Ronda Rousey Could Play for Team Canada ... Says Bro Jermaine Jackson Jezebel TMZ