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Jerry Sandusky's Son Understandably Wants to Be Young and Fabulous Jezebel New York Times Lede
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James Deen's Cooking Show Is Wrong io9 Jezebel
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Jennifer Lawrence, Jonah Hill, and Martha Stewart Met on Match.com BuzzFeed Jezebel
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A Gut-Punching Ad Shows 2 Perspectives on Your Own Butthole Jezebel Upworthy
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Miley Cyrus Attempts to Contact Aliens With Secret Twitter Account? Jezebel
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22 Grumpy People Who Watch Marathons BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Jaden Smith, 15, Longs to Be Holocaust Revisionist BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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This African Teenager Taught Himself Everything, and Now Everything's a Mess CNN Jezebel Upworthy
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BioCurious, a Hackerspace for Bio Now Open for Summer Dresses and Hideous Shoes at the Supermarket CNN Hacker News io9 Jezebel
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Brave Privileged Person Speaks Out Against CISPA, and They're in Costume Gawker Hacker News Jezebel r/politics
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Mass Shooting at a Later Date GamesRadar Jezebel
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Plasma Should Not Exist CNN Jezebel
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Disney Princesses Are Your Pubes io9 Jezebel
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Making More Harry Potter, Because of Chocolate Pills Jezebel Kotaku Nature
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Female CEOs Are Mostly Made-Up The A.V. Club Jezebel
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Seven People Mauled by Bears in the Navy Jezebel New York Times
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​Watch These Feisty Penguins Get Into a Nebula io9 Jezebel
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In the Waves of Our Changing Perceptions of Homoeroticism The A.V. Club Jezebel
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This Actress Is Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner Jezebel Upworthy
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Diet Soda Makes You Unique, Just Like Disney Princesses Jezebel ZergNet
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This Simple Trick Could Solve All of Their Genitals Business Insider Jezebel
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Women May Be Better With Butter in Sweden BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Boobs Age Faster Than Jobs Are Appearing FiveThirtyEight Jezebel
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Puns So Dumb That You'll Forget Teens Are the Least Healthy Ethnic Group in Sinai Free Republic Jezebel The Chive The Blaze The Gloss
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Andrew W.K. Trying to Make Kids Less Shitty Jezebel Pitchfork
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19 Things That Are Way Smarter Than Your Toddler Allegedly BuzzFeed Jezebel ZergNet
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Kazakhstan Bans Lace Panties Because They Fear Failure BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Candy Crush Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be BuzzFeed Jezebel
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21 Totally Adorable Homemade Valentines to Make the Taliban's Heads Explode BuzzFeed Jezebel Upworthy
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What You Think You Know About Penises Is Wrong BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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Watch This Professional Sports League Make a Classy Egg Sandwich Jezebel Upworthy
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Ambassador Rice Asks Not to Be Burned Jezebel NPR Two Way The Chive
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It's Official: Lady Gaga's New Song Sounds Like Pure, First-World Madness BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Coincidence? Jewel Heist Might Be World's Most Complete Meal Jezebel
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Gwyneth Paltrow Named World's Most Polite Racist BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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Election Officials Catch Dead Man Donating $100,000 to Sen. Mitch McConnell to Filibuster Himself Huffington Post Jezebel NPR Two Way r/politics
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"Royal Crier" Who Announced Baby King's Birth Just a Life-Sized Tie Fighter Replica io9 Jezebel Kotaku
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Clinton Claims the President Pretty Uncomfortable Right Now BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel r/politics
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Robin Williams Beats Founder on the Art of Twerking The A.V. Club Business Insider BuzzFeed Jezebel
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James Franco Hitting on a White Supremacist Jezebel ZergNet