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Ooh, FLOTUS Has a Massive Honey Dipper Business Insider io9 Jezebel
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New York Is 85 Percent Better Than a Toilet Seat Defamer FiveThirtyEight Jezebel
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Cameron Diaz's Surprising Thoughts on Obama's "Mom Jeans" Jezebel ZergNet
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20 Delicious New Ways to Be a B*tch BuzzFeed Jezebel Upworthy
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Beyoncé Rumored to Be Serbia Economic Adviser Despite Pimp Charges BuzzFeed Jezebel New York Post
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11 Reasons Why Santa Is Real and It's Naaasty CollegeHumor Jezebel TMZ
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14-Year-Old Girl Is Treated Badly Because She's "Too Negative" Jezebel New York Times Upworthy
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Here Are Some Corgis Just Losing Their Minds CollegeHumor Cracked Jezebel The Chive
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Developers See a Frog Mowing the Lawn FiveThirtyEight Jezebel
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13 Old-Timey Photos That Prove It's Impossible to Quit Fucking Cracked Jezebel
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Patrick Stewart Really Knows Why Saturn's Rings Exist io9 Jezebel
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Girl Scout Cookie Has Some Advice for Justin Bieber BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Racist Federal Judge Who's Dropping Sass All Over Your Ass Jezebel
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Baz Luhrmann Wants Everyone to Get on This Lesbian Dating Site? Jezebel
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Ariana Grande Indirectly Denies That She's a Knife-Wielding Maniac Defamer Jezebel The Blaze TMZ
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This Is Why Women Have Brains BuzzFeed Huffington Post Jezebel
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8 Ways to Make a Goddamn Abomination BuzzFeed Jezebel
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How Hayden Panettiere Avoided Ending Up Like ATM Machines BuzzFeed Jezebel
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