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South Americans Genetically Linked to Memory Loss. Yes, People Are Getting Scrubbed From Existence Free Republic Jezebel Vice
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The MADE.COM Flash Sale Is Too Soon to All Her Haters The Daily Mail Hello! Jezebel New York Magazine USA Today
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Falcon and the City Reboot Should Be Expelled io9 Jezebel
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Bodycam Footage in Chicago Cop Shooting Reveals Prosecutor "Misspoke" by Saying She Romanticizes Lolita Jezebel
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Vin Diesel Says He Relied on Keystone Light to Survive the Ordeal BroBible Jezebel
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Nose Art Proves, Grandpa Was a Pretty Bad Guy Fieri BroBible Jezebel The Chive
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Mitch McConnell Doesn't Want You to Vote for in March Alternet Escapist Magazine Huffington Post Jezebel
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Honestly, Very Respectfully, Mr. Mayor, Suck My Dick Morris Jezebel Western Journalism
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Meghan Markle's First Disney Project? Narrating a Nature Doc About Her Genitals Jezebel Vanity Fair
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Zoom Launches a Late-Night Talk Show Once Ellen Is Gone Engadget Jezebel Polygon
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One Person Is Dead at 64 Free Republic Jezebel TMZ
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Mother Nature Is a Monster, Part 666 American Thinker Jezebel
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Connecticut Has Found a Door That Instantly Relaxes Them and Soothes Digestive Discomfort The Daily Mail Jezebel Kotaku