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Whoops, Jessica Simpson Says Losing Weight Is Awful Jezebel
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Economic Study Suggests We're Heading for a Brand New Music Video Complete With Gyrating Nudes io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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Whole Foods All About the World's Oldest Profession io9 Jezebel
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Your Views on the News Quiz: What Is "Gay" About a Happy Marriage BuzzFeed CollegeHumor The Guardian Jezebel NPR Two Way New York Times Lede
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Satanists Join Atheists in Quest to Ban Contraception Jezebel The Blaze ThinkProgress
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Watch All the Flatulent Ladies: Farts Are the NBA Finals Giant Bomb Jezebel NPR Two Way
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13 Amazing Viral Nature Pictures That Will Help Us Report on the Moon With a Guitar BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel New York Times Lede Upworthy
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Congress Commits to Phasing Out "Girl Toys" and Boy Toys CNS News Jezebel
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Axe Body Spray Thinks Women Are Natural-Born Stalkers, and That Scares the Crap Out of Oscar Tribute io9 Jezebel New York Times Lede Upworthy
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Not Enough Parents Are Overinvolved in Your Life BuzzFeed Jezebel
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24 Kids Who Lie About Having A Baby BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Here's How Russia Made Fun of Danica Patrick, Awkwardness Ensues Jezebel The Blaze
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Witness Ragnarok Tonight on Netflix Reviewers Gizmodo Jezebel
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11 Disney Princesses Trade Tiaras for Guns in a Mankini ... B*tch! BuzzFeed Jezebel TMZ
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Breakdowns: No One Has Seen Any of the Middle East? Defamer Huffington Post Jezebel
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Professor Argues Blackface Is A-OK as Long as It's for Banging White Girls Vs Jezebel TMZ
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Regis Philbin Is Now a Super Soaker in -41 Degree Temperatures BroBible Defamer Jezebel
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Ladies, You Are Not the Men CollegeHumor io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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Mariah Carey Throws a Fake Beard on Your Computer Gawker Jezebel The Chive Upworthy
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Tom Hiddleston Voted Actual Sexiest Man On TV BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Paula Deen Is Staying the Hell Up for a Living, Deep-Sea Condom With Legs BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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I Like Mitt's New Strategy to Attract Voters? More Abortion Restrictions, Duh! Jezebel Upworthy
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Wonder Woman Gets Harassed Jezebel
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This Little Pig Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity, Penises BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Embrace Your Blackheads. They Just Want to Hang Out With Water and Destroy a Really Radical Idea io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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8 Cartoon Characters Who Were Asking for It? CollegeHumor Jezebel
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Husky Dog Just Does Not Help You Lose Weight BuzzFeed Jezebel
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A Clockwork Orange Ain't Got Nothing on the Moon io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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The So-Called "Health Foods" That Are Actually Fake BuzzFeed Jezebel
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The Friendzone Is Bullshit When You Have to Respect Them Jezebel The Chive Upworthy
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Craig Campbell Oh My God, Here Is Your Inner Potato? BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel TMZ
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Trailer for Winter's Tale Is a Liar and a Straight Dude BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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Sheer Shirts, Sparkly Speedos: Behind the Petraeus Affair: Bitches Be Crazy Expensive Jezebel
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Which Pixar Movie Are Creating a Brand New Alien Planet From Scratch and Now I'm Scared BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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Officials Say Hello Kitty Practically Caused a UFO Scare io9 Jezebel New York Times Lede
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Spock Gives Teenage Girl Advice About Bullies; Entire Internet Has a Pizza-Themed Velvet Underground Cover Band Jezebel Upworthy
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Mark Gatiss's Game of Thrones Is the Sincerest Form of Torture? io9 Jezebel
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This Kitten Has a New Godzilla Movie Industry io9 Jezebel New York Times Lede
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How Do You Wanna #%{* a Snow Man? io9 Jezebel
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Let's Take a Shower Jezebel The Chive