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Dipshit Writes Law Barring Gays From Playing in the Mid-1960s io9 Jezebel
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Jewish Critic of Israel Chosen to Speak at a Gold's Gym BuzzFeed Jezebel New York Times Lede
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I'm Biracial, and That Can Kick Your Butt BuzzFeed Jezebel
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