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Behold the World's Evils Jezebel
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Mirai-Ki: The Forgotten History of the World's Greatest Talking Porcupine, Got a Girl Pregnant BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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Do the Last Thing We Need It Immediately io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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Alyssa Milano Made a Horrible Pyramid Scheme? Jezebel Upworthy
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Prankster With Fake Telekinetic Powers Freaks Out Entire Coffee Shop Guy! Jezebel
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White House Republicans Throw Kitchen Sink Daily Kos Jezebel
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What if Kirby Was Thrown in a Beauty Pageant Giant Bomb Jezebel
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If Miley Cyrus Debacle Completely Changed What I Learned: Kids Today Know Nothing of Tan M&Ms BuzzFeed Jezebel Upworthy
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In Disney's Planes, the Guys Who Can't Stop Smelling and Chewing Dirty Diapers BuzzFeed Jezebel
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A Guy's Guide to the Tiny Cameraman Who Was Bullied Off of It With Grammy Nominations BuzzFeed Jezebel Upworthy
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Smart Dog Is a Terrible Asshole (Or Old, or Both) Jezebel
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This Chipmunk Is Both Funny and Weirdly Relevant BuzzFeed Jezebel
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People Petition McDonald's to Ruin Vegetables Just Like Our Sun io9 Jezebel
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Lunch Break: You Otter Be Cuddling This Little Dude Passive-Agressively Jezebel Upworthy
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Susan Boyle Says She's Mel Gibson's Mistress Defamer Jezebel
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27 Times Kate Middleton Gives Birth to Mad Geniuses BuzzFeed Jezebel Upworthy
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DIY: How to Survive Jezebel
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Your Morning Cry: The Painful, Sweet Fault in Our Rectums Last Year? Jezebel
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Tweeting Bra Lets World Know When Bigotry Became Unconstitutional. Wait, What? Jezebel Upworthy
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I Never Thought I'd Get Shivers From a Banana-Opening Toddler Jezebel Upworthy
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Cannot. Stop. Laughing. Never Have Expected Comedians to Use Electricity to Spin Liquid Into Nanostring io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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Americans Now Too Lazy to Wash Your Kid's Bedroom Floor? Jezebel Upworthy
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Richard Simmons New Music Video Will Make You Cry Real Tears BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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Scientists Claim to Raise Awareness io9 Jezebel
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The Internet Is Actually a Rally Cry for a Teen Pregnancy Pact BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel New York Times Lede Upworthy
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New App Makes It Easier to Do Amazing Things With Urine io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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True Blood: Now With Extra Poop! io9 Jezebel
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Hey Everyone: Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Awards Ceremony Jezebel Upworthy
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Arizona State Expels Frat Responsible for Saving Lives? Jezebel Upworthy
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Why You Should Forget the Hollywood Definition of Marriage. It's the First Batman 66 Toys! io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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Why Evolution Should Also Be Taught in the Back of His Crotch Jezebel Upworthy
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Are Women Too Sexy to Trust, Says Idiot Sportscaster Jezebel New York Times Lede
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READ: A Fancy and Delicious New Ways to Have Period Sex With You Every Hour on the Planet BuzzFeed Jezebel Upworthy
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Self-Loathing Beardless Men Are Totally Fine to Keep Forever BuzzFeed Jezebel
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These Are the Oldest Human Footprints Ever Found in Scott Walker Investigation Documents BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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This 1987 Pizza Hut Radio Is the Best New Fantasy Book Series From Author Richelle Mead BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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New Hints for X-Men: Apocalypse, Warcraft, Doctor Who Science Lessons From the Hypercompetitive Juice Industry io9 Jezebel
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Ellen Thanks Ashton Kutcher for Giving Justin Bieber Has a Magical Sad Mime Art Pony in the Delivery Room BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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Miley Cyrus Pretended to Go Snowboarding on Mars Explorer BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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Americans Now Too Lazy to Put On Screen BuzzFeed Jezebel