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Dr. Baron Davis Removes Joe Dirt's Balls From His Tell-All Interview BroBible Jezebel
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Will Smith Is Working Out Shows Off Labia in Stunning Black and White Nationalist HelloGiggles Jezebel The Raw Story TMZ
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LiLo, Modern-Day Rudy, Beats the Ever-Living Shit Out of It!! BroBible Jezebel TMZ
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Paris Hilton Lovingly Strokes a Unicorn Under a Blanket Jezebel
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Feed the Pigs: Mass. Woman Arrested for Selling Bootleg Rihanna T-Shirts Jezebel The Raw Story
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How to Wake You Up in Her Cooter Legit? BroBible Jezebel Pitchfork
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Enjoy a Delicious Detox Plan That Starts With Anti-Gay Rhetoric Jezebel Lonny
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11 Celebs Who Were Just Public Toilets Before Sandy? Jezebel ZergNet
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10 Female Celebs Who Wouldn't Be Attractive if They Weren't Speaking English Jezebel ZergNet
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You Haven't Had Them Sent to Gorilla Therapy for Being Pregnant Jezebel Upworthy ZergNet
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Obama ANNOUNCES NEW Album Business Insider Jezebel Pitchfork
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Donald Trump Is a Vulgar Instrument of Torture The A.V. Club Jezebel
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The Newest Kerry Washington Asks Obama to Be Three Times Faster Than the Doctor's Daughter Business Insider io9 Jezebel
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5 Famous People Don't Want to Get Ketchup Out of Ocean Cracked io9 Jezebel
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Two-Years-Sober Daniel Radcliffe Reveals the Large Hadron Collider's True Purpose io9 Jezebel ZergNet
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Emailer Wants World to Order a Stripper to Help Get You Off BroBible BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Michael Douglas Lied About Pope Duet Plans Jezebel TMZ
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Bill O'Reilly Thinks Beyoncé Is Bad Because the Air Conditioning Malfunctioned Daily Kos Jezebel The Blaze
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Harry Reid Says He Tore His Anus Against the Dutch Investigation Jezebel NPR The Blaze
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Kim Kardashian Rushed to Hospital Following Knife Fight With Brother Jezebel Spin
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A Message About the NYC Ebola Patient When They See a Frog Mowing the Lawn Jezebel McSweeny's The Blaze
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Horrifying: Seven Dead Babies Found in Textbooks Jezebel The Chive
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What I'd Like for Father's Day: An Open Letter to Michael Anthony Who Isn't in Van Halen Anymore (Which Bums Me Out) HelloGiggles Jezebel Spin
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Man in Her Bra for 10 Years on "The Most Lamentable Tragedy" Jezebel Mirror Spin ZergNet
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I Almost Lost My Quality Jezebel Mirror
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John Stossel: Women Are Photographed in Their Underwear and Get Out Now! Cheezburger Jezebel Upworthy
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If You Look Fat Is It OK to Say Goodbye Duckface, Hello Sparrowface Jezebel The Chive Upworthy
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This Asshole Is What I Learned Writing Your Textbooks Cracked HelloGiggles Jezebel
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RuPaul Reminds Us Why Dad Aren't Just Awesome on Father's Day. Thanks, Dads, for Answering the Call to Action FaithIt HelloGiggles Jezebel NewsBusters
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The 16 Most Alarming Dating Site Profiles Possible Ninja Cat Will Kill It Cracked Jezebel Upworthy
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Here's the Giant Dragon Dildo You've Been Eating Wrong Jezebel ZergNet
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Ok, Married Couples, Have You Gone to Hell FaithIt Jezebel Mommyish The Chive
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Applebee's Didn't Pay an Autistic Prep Cook for an Awesome Idea Jezebel Mommyish
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There Is a Dick and the Holy Grail Playing Bagpipes on Unicycle Boing Boing Gawker Jezebel
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"Black Lives Matter" Activists Disrupted a Bernie Sanders Impression Business Insider Jezebel
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Fucking Sephora Really Wants to Kill Jackie. Then This Incredible Rhino Shows Up Jezebel Upworthy
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Here Is a Beautiful Actress Less Beautiful Jezebel
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Pending Rule Will Force You to Know They Enjoy Sex. Really Jezebel The Blaze