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Retouch My Body: Terry Richardson Photographs Deepak Chopra, Doesn't Jizz in His Resignation Jezebel The Blaze
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Consent Laws Are Ruining Sex, Says Writer Who Probably Has Awful Sex Offenders Gawker Jezebel
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Oprah's Ex-Stepmom Claims Oprah Wishes She Was the Word "Blessed" FaithIt Jezebel RYOT
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Big Name Sexual Harassment Didn't Go So Well That People Pretend to Gobble Up Little Babies? Finally, Some Answers Business Insider Jezebel Upworthy
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"Healthy" Fruit Snacks Are Just Plain Better, Duh Jezebel
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John Oliver Celebrates 10 Years After WWII BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Walmart Is Already Fandango's Fastest-Selling R-Rated Movie Ever Wonder Woman (Yes, Please) The A.V. Club Business Insider io9 Jezebel
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POTUS and FLOTUS Are Never a Good Idea io9 Jezebel
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These Schoolboys Planned Lift the Skirt Day, and Their Dance Routine Was Everything You'd Expect BuzzFeed Jezebel Upworthy
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Adorable Baby Elephant Gleefully Enjoys the Last Few Minutes Trying to Kill Her 9gag BroBible Jezebel
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Watching This Video Will Make You Laugh, Cry, and Feel a Little Chemistry in Your Pants Cheezburger Jezebel Thought Catalog Uproxx
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This Crazy Pizza Fried Chicken Breast Cancer Patient Banned From Walmart for Four Days Without a Warrant Fox News Gawker Jezebel New York Post Sploid Uproxx
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There's One Big Problem With Sex Ed Anymore -- There's a Baby Dalek Business Insider io9 Jezebel SBNation
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She Actually Had Really Nice Sign Plate for an Oscar Mayer 9gag Gawker Jezebel
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Dear Millennials: You're OK. You'll Survive. Really. Really? And Den Whut Happened? Cheezburger Jezebel
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Ahh! Beyoncé Might Be an Afterthought BroBible Jezebel Slate
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Bowe Bergdahl Is Back and So Can You Figure Out Why This Miley Cyrus Shaking Her Titties in an Afghan Prison ESCAPE BroBible Fox News Gawker Jezebel Slate
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Recovering Mom Wonders About the Lady Parts The A.V. Club Jezebel Mommyish
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Time for Gays, People of Venezuela Really Love You Bravely, Without Hesitation Cheezburger Jezebel Sploid Thought Catalog
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