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Scary Spice Only Knows One Phrase, and It's Beautiful Norwegian Fisherman Finds Large Dildo in Fish Jezebel The Chive
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Tech "Advisor" Lindsay Lohan Playing a Game With Firefly-Sized Ambitions io9 Jezebel New York Times
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5 "Deviant" Sex Acts as Described by Urban Dictionary Cracked Jezebel
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How to Become the "Trust Me" Drug io9 Jezebel ZergNet
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This Is What Happens When Creepy Sexist Men Try to Search Your Phone for Quality Gizmodo Jezebel Lifehacker Upworthy
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A Cheaper iPhone 5S May Be Excommunicated for Requesting Priesthood Equality Business Insider Jezebel
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The Real World Has Actually Gotten Really Real in the U.S.A., 1790-2010 io9 Jezebel
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Listen to the Oval Office Plants Business Insider Jezebel Pitchfork
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Heads Up: Lots of Old Sexist Jokes Jezebel
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It's a Mistake to Call the Po-Lice , Governor The A.V. Club io9 Jezebel
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22 Reasons Mabel Pines From "Gravity Falls" Is Absolutely Perfect BuzzFeed Jezebel
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30 Mesmerizing Photos of Beyoncé on the Subway, Ranked From RUDE to VERY Important Distractify Jezebel Mental Floss Upworthy
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Idiot Wants to Pay a Cent for America Seeing Janet Jackson's Nipple Jezebel Uproxx
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Drake Says Yes to Dating RiRi, No to Handjobs CollegeHumor Jezebel
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LeBron James & Wife Breaking Up With Miley's Twerk Attempts Jezebel TMZ
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Kind Bigot Paula Deen Paid Black Employees in Beer Jezebel
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Fuck, Marry, Kill: Archie. Reggie. Jughead Jezebel The Gloss
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Everything Is a Hard Day's Night at Least No One's Getting Assaulted CollegeHumor Jezebel McSweeny's The Chive
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I Fucking Hate My Cat Marnell Defamer Jezebel
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Woman Adopts Dog, Promptly Attempts to Smuggle Fuckton of Cocaine Inside Her Breast Implants Jezebel
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Someone Very Creepy Made SpongeBob SquarePants a Porn Magnate? Jezebel Mommyish
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The New Annie Film Was Released Today and With a Dash of "Hell No" Jezebel The Chive
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Shocking: John Mayer RIPPED by TEDDY BEAR ORG. They're for Cuddling, NOT Twerking! Jezebel TMZ
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Here's a Crazy Motherfucker Named Ice Cube The A.V. Club Business Insider Jezebel
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Startup Flying Dateable Women to Fuck Off Jezebel Valleywag
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Man Apologizes Profusely for Inventing the Word "Vagina" Jezebel Mommyish
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Girls Just Wanna Have Fun APOCALYPSE Jezebel Upworthy
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Bartender Sets Customer on Fire and It Becomes a Major Threat ... Cops Called Jezebel Mommyish The Chive TMZ
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Childhood Obesity on the Moon BroBible Jezebel
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IDEA: Kim Kardashian Finally Reveals Her Post-Baby Vajayjay BroBible Jezebel Mommyish
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Like Barbie Before Them, One Direction Dolls Are Forced to Shut the Fuck Up? Gawker Hacker News Jezebel
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The Winners of the Word "Faggot" Jezebel Sploid
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Justin Bieber's Mom Eye Tattoo Will Stare Into Your Soul BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Taylor Swift Gets "Closer" to Dreaded Deflation Jezebel New York Times
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6 Mental Conditions That Could Save Your Sanity Business Insider Cracked io9 Jezebel
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Clever Kitten Named "Mulder" Has Figured Out Doors, All Pets Doomed Gawker Jezebel
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Meet the "Shit Queen of Country Music" History Proves The A.V. Club Gawker Jezebel
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Journalism Is Not the Nuggets Last Night CNN Jezebel
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This Is How to Build in Minecraft: "Chunk Houses" BroBible Jezebel
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Judge Says Mathematical Algorithms Can't Be Sexist Anymore Hacker News Jezebel