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63,670 smashes / 181,161 upvotes / smashed from 34,987 real headlines
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The Truth About Bill Clinton's Cigars Breitbart Jezebel
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Joseph Gordon-Levitt Loses His Shirt in a Flower Shop Jezebel Pitchfork
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Evening Feeding: My Child With a Flaming Coconut Is a Sexist Nightmare, Lawsuit Alleges Jezebel Mommyish The Chive
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The Last Hour of His Mother Found Out Which Type of Dancing Can Lead Gangs, Too Business Insider Jezebel Upworthy
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A Truck Crashed and Spilled $50,000 Worth of Exotic Fruit Right in Front of a Bunch of Indian Snacks Business Insider BuzzFeed Jezebel Pitchfork
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OutKast and Atlanta: Until They Close the Wage, and Vagina, Gap Jezebel NPR Pitchfork
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Tiger Woods Ex-Mistress Will Bang for Your Hair Jezebel TMZ
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Bill Nye Explains Why He Doesn't Eat Octopus io9 Jezebel
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George Zimmerman Was the Most Emotionally Beautiful Thing FaithIt Jezebel
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A Science Project Gives a Shit About Myself Jezebel Upworthy
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Vibrator Races in Vegas and the Magic Bongos Was Truly Outrageous io9 Jezebel TMZ
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Zebras Don't Have to Be an Issue That Shouldn't Be an Issue CollegeHumor FaithIt Jezebel
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Boobs, Bouncy Slides and Booze: University of Wisconsin Bro Laments Crazy Feminist Bitches BroBible Jezebel
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Dolly Parton Knows She's a Violent Fame Whore!!! Jezebel TMZ
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When an Old Woman Says Fuck It; Marries Dog in Beautiful Wedding Ceremony Jezebel Upworthy
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Michael Jordan Calls President Obama Is Probably How Angels Copulate Breitbart Jezebel
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NYC Soda Ban Starts Today but Rebellion Is in the P***y Jezebel TMZ
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Neil deGrasse Tyson Doesn't Like Biased, Boring, Bougie Bloggers Jezebel Upworthy
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All Cats Do Is Learn How to Dress Like a Boss. What's the Big Reveal? Left Me Feeling Pretty Ashamed #Loveyourneighbor BroBible FaithIt Jezebel
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Miley Cyrus on Critics Who Call Her the Flying Squirrel. She's About to Eat BroBible FaithIt Jezebel
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Ain't Afraid of No Shit: Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Invertebrates Cracked Jezebel Pitchfork
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Caption a Picture of My Penis Cracked Jezebel
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A Bisexual's Requiem for Game Mechanics, Algorithms, and Effects Hacker News Jezebel
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Amanda Palmer on Being a LITTLE Lamb The A.V. Club Jezebel Upworthy
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The Victoria's Secret Casting Sounds Like a Joy-Bomb for Your Heart FaithIt Giant Bomb Jezebel
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Chris Brown Is on the Bench … but Not Out of "This Is Fucking Awesome" BroBible FaithIt Jezebel Spin TMZ
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I'm a DRUG ADDICT Please Don't ADOPT ME!!! Jezebel TMZ
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