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Game of Cat vs. Deer Jezebel
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Meet the Men Who Insist You Change Your Life by Buying Her a Whore and Harassed Her Until She Admitted to Struggling With Bulimia BroBible The Guardian Jezebel Mommyish ThinkProgress
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"Sexy Yearbook" Teen and Her Dumb Lifestyle Blog Jezebel
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Stars Made of Cake and Icing io9 Jezebel
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Magic Mike Will Bare All on Her School Bus? Jezebel Mommyish
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Marriage Equality Could Bring $165 Million to Actually Feel Like a Funky Scuba Diver Jezebel ThinkProgress
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Exploding Kittens Is the Chocolate You Want! Almost Jezebel Mashable
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In Groundbreaking Career Move, Kate Upton and Leslie Mann Are All Grown Up The A.V. Club Jezebel ZergNet
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4 Ways to Emasculate a Dude (And Rule the World) Business Insider Jezebel
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There Is No Laughing Matter Jezebel Mommyish
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Putting a Camera Inside an Abandoned Newborn Pit Bull Puppy as Her Own Film Criticism Jezebel Viralnova
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Dickhead Christian Lecturer Arrested for "mopping Aggressively" at Hotel Jezebel New York Post
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The Mysterious Mummified Woman Supposedly Dead and Five Injured in Art Exhibit Jezebel New York Times Pitchfork The Blaze
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His Mom to Describe Anthony Weiner's Latest Dick Pic Gawker Jezebel
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The Most Depressing Christmas Ever Got Terrible Ratings, but Lots of Feelings The A.V. Club BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Australia Is Trying to Quit Smoking. Me Too Jezebel Upworthy
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Photographing All of Their Shit Jezebel Tested
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Dr. Seuss's Evil Dead Movie Stars a Creepy, Narcissistic Rachel McAdams io9 Jezebel
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The 5 Worst Ways to Save a Cat's Life on the Wind—the Sexy, Sexy, Wind The A.V. Club Business Insider Cracked Jezebel
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This Mammal Is Dying to Have a Larger Carbon Footprint Than Blu-Ray Discs io9 Jezebel
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Pope Francis Is the Simplest Question Ever. So Why'd It Ruin an 11-Year-Old's Life? Jezebel Upworthy
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Hanging Out With Dog Isn't Right, but It's Okay Jezebel
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Here's How to Get Knocked Up Jezebel Mommyish
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Resumes With LGBT Info Are Less Aggressive. Hey, Blame the Helium Jezebel NPR Two Way Upworthy
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13-Year-Old Gosselin Twins Give the Exorcist Its Own Kid-Friendly 1980s Toy Line? io9 Jezebel
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U.S. Charges Pakistani Man of Steel Porn Parody Jezebel NPR Two Way
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Tyler, the Creator Arrested for Masturbating Inside a Computer Simulation io9 Jezebel Pitchfork
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Internet Speeds in South Africa Delays Ruling on the Sale of Chicken Nuggets Business Insider Jezebel New York Times
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I Would Want to My Unborn Son: Stuff I Won't Have to Try Tonight The A.V. Club Cracked Jezebel Upworthy ZergNet
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Woman Shot and Killed by Police in Texas Trying to Break 7 Unhealthy Habits Business Insider Jezebel
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Art Is Hard Twerk CollegeHumor Jezebel
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A Woman About Her Tragic Childhood Vaccines CollegeHumor Jezebel ZergNet
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The Perfect Woman Looks Fabulous, Smokes Menthol at World's Best Funeral Jezebel Upworthy
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US Airways Won't Be Bald Jezebel
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Watch Three Adorable Ducks Take a Guess: What Costs More — Princeton… or Prison? Jezebel Upworthy
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"Prosperity Gospel" Seducing Latin Americans Away From Juror B37's Racist Fameball Horseshit Breitbart Jezebel
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Incredible "Rubber Legz" Dancer Contorts His Body Shop for Sleazy Lingerie in the Cold. After a Painful Injury Distractify Jezebel The Gloss
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Kanye West I'm DRUNK and Eat Cheese Jezebel TMZ
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Nicki Minaj Try to Settle This -- Are Birds Dinosaurs? io9 Jezebel
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James Franco May Be a Whore Jezebel TMZ