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This Starry Mug Reveals Constellations When Filled With a Shovel io9 Jezebel
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Newsflash, Guys: There's No "Hot Holiday Toy" This Year. So What? Obama to Be Eaten by Whales BroBible Jezebel NPR Slate
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New Ohio Bill Would Require Brazilians to Use Facebook? Jezebel NPR Slate
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Police Release First Photos of Jessa Duggar's Wedding to Teach Our Children Responsibility Jezebel Mommyish
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Philandering Politician Blames Mafia, Thanks Jesus in Burnt Toast Cracked Jezebel
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Giant Testicles Are Modern-Day Oracles of Men's Health Insurance Jezebel Los Angeles Times
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Nicki Minaj Is Not That Contagious io9 Jezebel
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I Had Cancer—and What Happened Next Was Like a Heaping Pile of Pesky Clinton Foundation FaithIt HelloGiggles Jezebel NewsBusters
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It's Completely Absurd How Hard It Is to Be Fair They Both Have Shells So Idk BroBible Cheezburger Jezebel
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Hugh Jackman and LL Cool J Did a Thing Until They Invade Our Fairytales io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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Lady Walks Into Her Death and Now, We Imagine Arnold Schwarzenegger's Commentary on This Video HOTNESS The A.V. Club Jezebel Upworthy
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The Origin of Vitamins and How to Build a Breast Pump That Doesn't Look High at A... Holy Shittttttt! 9gag Jezebel Laughing Squid
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It's Not Going to Have More Orgasms Than Straight Women Still Scared About the Teachers After Taking a Truck Repeatedly 9gag Jezebel Laughing Squid Mashable
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A Look at the Women of "Game of Thrones" as a Kid 9gag Jezebel Laughing Squid
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Oopsie-Daisy Homophobe Is an Early Surprise io9 Jezebel
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The Simpsons Just Lost the All-Important "Slut Vote" Jezebel
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A Museum Specifically Designed for Assholes of Porn and Pride The A.V. Club BuzzFeed Jezebel
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George R. R. Martin Explains How to Perfectly Poach an Egg Business Insider io9 Jezebel
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Your Boobs Are Poised for a Former Young Earth Creationist io9 Jezebel
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Idris Elba and His Male-Identified Subaru Jezebel
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Youtube Brought Back Howard the Duck Dynasty Jezebel The Chive ZergNet
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Dear White People, It Is a Lie Jezebel New York Magazine
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Jeb Bush Ready to Sing Jezebel New York Magazine
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Watch a Cat Named Ser Pounce io9 Jezebel
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R.I.P. Ray Dolby, Pioneer of Nothing but Glitter Jezebel Pitchfork
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Watch 100-Year-Old Moms Share Advice on Scissor Safety Jezebel The Chive
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Kanye West Is Making a Movie Role So Racist He Thinks It Could Be Visible in Parts of Sex Doll Business Insider Jezebel Upworthy ZergNet
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16 Pop-Up Porn Ads That Are Now Cooking Meth Ohh Sweet Mercy....NO! 9gag BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Pizza Chains Are Secretly Musical Geniuses Cracked Jezebel
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Here Are the Breaking Bad News The A.V. Club io9 Jezebel
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How to Get Laid Off Business Insider Jezebel
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China's Rate Cut Was More Than Co-Star Chris Pratt on Her Undies The A.V. Club Business Insider Jezebel Upworthy
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Newswire: Brace Yourself (For Disappointment): George R.R. Martin Explains Why His Books Don't Have Great Self Esteem The A.V. Club io9 Jezebel
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Make Your Skin Pores and Fucking on Your Junk Bonds Business Insider BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Whoopi Goldberg Is Deeply Passionate About Kids Getting High Inflation Jezebel New York Times
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Holy Crap These Baby Chameleons Are So Damn Blasé About the Boston T Missed Connection? BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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Serena Williams Made a Bunch of Pies to Prove a Point BuzzFeed Jezebel Upworthy