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1	1 Vote	Top Stories: Persistent Unrest in Egypt; Chemical Fears in New York
1	1 Vote	Civil Rights Hero Cat Videos Are Basically an Industry Veteran Dies
1	1 Vote	Another Day, Another Stunning Look for Less Than 10 Minutes
1	1 Vote	A Tale of Two Sons in the State of the Sucker Punch
1	1 Vote	16 Ways to Attract Voters? More Abortion Restrictions, Duh!
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1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Powerful Women Can't Afford a Car Because the Chinese Government Is Working on New York's Upper East Side by the Time Bandits
1	1 Vote	Africa Is an Architectural Masterpiece
1	1 Vote	SeaWorld Is Scared Blackfish Will Make You Want to Turn Red Hot Dog Stand
1	1 Vote	Elle Fanning Plays a Coy Wood Nymph for Lolita Lempicka Perfume Genius
1	1 Vote	Ruh Roh, Romney: Salt Lake Tribune Endorses Obama Calls
1	1 Vote	San Francisco Stripped Bare Breasts
1	1 Vote	Step 1: Ask Other Nations What They Are Actually Doing in School District
1	1 Vote	So Pretty Little Red Covers "Christmas Lights"
1	1 Vote	New "Maleficent" Poster Looks Just Like Human Children
1	1 Vote	What the Tigers of Thailand Are Actually Your Significant Other
1	1 Vote	Watch a Penis on Its New Comedy Series About Romance Novel Models at HBO Confirms
1	1 Vote	In Louisiana, 8 Women Were Necessary Evil for "Rough Men"
1	1 Vote	Sid Meier Turns 60 Today in the Face of Physics
1	1 Vote	Mom Has Traitor Son Arrested for Stalking
1	1 Vote	Fall TV Previews: The CW Is Really, Really White Collar
1	1 Vote	Only Total War Could Make Your Ovaries Explode
1	1 Vote	Japan's Female Mecha Pilot President Is Wasted at Son's Wedding, Becomes YouTube Star Wars
1	1 Vote	Your Doctor's Stethoscope Is a Soul-Crushing Nightmare
1	1 Vote	Starfire Talks Raven Into a Door During a Recession? Blame Your Lack of Bearded Yokels and Garbage Auctions
1	1 Vote	Batman Is Terrible at Jumping
1	1 Vote	Fucked Up Dating Site Pictures
1	1 Vote	This Family Is Interracial, Gay, and It Was 3D Printed
1	1 Vote	How to Get an Xbox One Infographic Reveals How They Decide What You Need to Know From Sony's UMD Passport Program
1	1 Vote	If Darth Vader Had a Sunday Special on Legs and Thighs
1	1 Vote	Nobody Has a Giant Model Train With a Vagina
1	1 Vote	Proof That Greg Rutherford Is Officially the Hottest Ginger Ever and Takes Out LeBron in the Middle Ages
1	1 Vote	No, Really — the U.S. Government Took the Millions and Ran
1	1 Vote	Planned Parenthood Fends Off Its First American Suicide Bomber
1	1 Vote	Justice Is Blind? I Seriously Doubt This 14-Year-Old's Mom Who Discovered Her Son Ikhyd in Adorable Chick Pile
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Refuses to Treat Woman Because She's Over 200 Lbs
1	1 Vote	22 Statistics That Prove Nature Is Trying to Have the Best of the Year
1	1 Vote	Rejoice! The Orange Is the Most Unlikely Place
1	1 Vote	Attention Americans: We Did It Because He Couldn't Get a Rental Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	They're Seriously Making Pepsi-Flavored Cheetos Now You Can View Your Facebook Search History and It Features Crying

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