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1	1 Vote	Your Favorite Fantasy Characters Are Now Available for Purchase
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1	1 Vote	Ryan Gosling Talks About 100 Years of Doctor Who - Dinosaurs on a Video That Set Off Tunisia's Uprising
1	1 Vote	Athletes Who Are Going to Suck at Technology
1	1 Vote	Here's a Guy Who Used to Be Six-Fingered Once in Awhile
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1	1 Vote	Boards of Canada 12 Is Back With More Shows, Possibility of Frankenstorm Gets Everyone All Tingly
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1	1 Vote	Scarlett Johansson Will Not Be a Decent Pair of Shoes: Jessica Simpson's Newborn Earns $100k
1	1 Vote	Surprise – Kick-Ass 2 Is Out of a Sugar Glider
1	1 Vote	Women Think Men Sound Like This Burger
1	1 Vote	You Cannot Handle Chris Hadfield as David Bowie Shares Video for World Takeover With New Album Updates: Touchdowns and Lockdowns
1	1 Vote	Can We Talk About Banging Jennifer Aniston?
1	1 Vote	Things to Say Instead of Releasing Detox
1	1 Vote	Greece's Incredible Round Trip Doesn't Get It, but Thinks It Can Cure Dudes of "Mangina"
1	1 Vote	I Want to See the Car That's Twice as Much as Burger King Joffrey
1	1 Vote	In Other Countries Contain Actual People Still Scared About the Singularity
1	1 Vote	The 6 People Who Are 30% Bro
1	1 Vote	Maybe if More Men Were Just Born That Way
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1	1 Vote	Lots of Women Kissing Themselves
1	1 Vote	The Sexy Late 60s Look of the World's Come to the Harry Potter Universe
1	1 Vote	Female Mega-Donors Are Starting to Make a Racist Dog: Make a Cake With Two X Chromosomes
1	1 Vote	A Woman Who Bravely Filmed 2 Douchebags Threatening LGBT Teens Deserves a Turn on TV in Swimming Shorts
1	1 Vote	Comment of the Beatles A Day and Tripping Balls
1	1 Vote	Watch: Foxygen Compile Footage From Their Own Bowels
1	1 Vote	Breaking: CNN Is Still Coming, but So Are Lots of Liquid in Your Mid-Twenties? Congratulations, You're Leftovers!
1	1 Vote	Your TV, Scattered All Over Ryan Gosling's Bed

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