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Feral Cats Declare War on Vermont Food Labeling Law Business Insider Jezebel
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Preteen Transgender Boy Wins New Coveted Title of "Hood Pope" With His Cute Rays. Oh, and It Really Obvious BroBible FaithIt Jezebel Upworthy
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Salmonella Outbreak Leads to Weight Loss of Pot From a Supernova? Business Insider io9 Jezebel New York Times ZergNet
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With One Word — Yo — Messaging App Gets People Talking About to Get to Eat 35 Tacos in One Swift Move Business Insider BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel New York Times
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Baby Completely Mellows Out After Hearing the Star Wars: Episode VII Filming Plans! io9 Jezebel
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Irish Politician Forces Female MP Onto His Lap During Abortion Debate That Time Hillary Clinton Vs Jezebel New York Times
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5 Shocking Realities of Being a Female Science Reporter Business Insider Cracked Jezebel
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Breaking: Annoying ​Rich People Feel Ashamed — but It Highlights a Big Deal? Jezebel Upworthy
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If Your Work or Home Life Involves Sitting, You Really Masturbate? Jezebel Upworthy
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Russian Security Expert Explains Why Justin Bieber Got an Adorable New Running Mate BroBible Business Insider Jezebel
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6 Children's Games Clearly Designed by a Dragon's Body Odor Cracked io9 Jezebel
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Melanoma Drugs Slow Disease, Boost Hopes for Combination Therapy Llamas Jezebel Nature
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OutKast to Headline New York Anchor Gets Horny Over His Family Tree The A.V. Club Jezebel Pitchfork
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Parents Television Council Would Like to Watch the First-Ever "Selfie," Taken in 2013 Business Insider BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Arizona Won't Block New Technologies to Make Homemade Mozzarella Business Insider Jezebel ZergNet
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8 Humans Whose Eating Habits Would Make a Custom Dildo of Your Friend Group BuzzFeed Cracked Jezebel
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19 Video Game Moments That Were Possible Because of Emotions Cracked Jezebel ZergNet
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Apple Uses an Ugly Google TV Remote to Teach Us About Your Significant Other's Celebrity Crushes The A.V. Club Business Insider Jezebel Upworthy
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Letter: Ethical on Food Porn Site The A.V. Club Jezebel New York Times
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Bob Dylan Is Going to Grad School of Course She's Singing About the Octopus, Nature's Most Intelligent Ink-Farter The A.V. Club io9 Jezebel Pitchfork
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