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R.I.P. Lou Scheimer, Producer of Filmation Cartoons Like He-Man and Fat French Bulldog Are Best Friends Forever The A.V. Club Jezebel
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Emmys 2014: The Year of College Gals BuzzFeed Jezebel New York Times
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Andrej Pejic's Uterus Hat Causes Scandal in Australia May MOVE "SOON AFTER LABOR DAY" Drudge Report Jezebel New York Post
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