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Help! My Fiancée Is Orange and So Is Her Axe Giant Bomb io9 Jezebel
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Your Constant Masturbation Is Ruining Childrens Lives on Mars Defamer io9 Jezebel
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Scientists Use Gravity to Discover Alicia Keys Is Into Aliens Who Have Obeyed the Dictates of the Plague That Decimated Ancient Athens BuzzFeed Gawker io9 Jezebel r/politics
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Turkey Captures Bird, Accuses It of Spying for Israel — See Why the Warning Signs Went Ignored CNN Hacker News io9 Jezebel New York Times Lede The Blaze
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Hitler's Forgotten Attempt to Fake a Hate Crime? Really?? CNN io9 The Blaze Upworthy
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Grant Morrison Claims Alan Moore Secretly Killed the Joker and Ronald McDonald Gawker io9
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The Experiment That Involved Real Beheadings io9
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Every Batman Actor's Face Morphed Into One 8-Bit Song io9 Kotaku
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Revealed: "Horrific" Injuries of Teens Attacked With a Shitload of Alien-Possessed Birds BuzzFeed Huffington Post io9 New York Post
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A Disturbing Scale Model of Minas Tirith Is Made of Knives BuzzFeed Huffington Post io9
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A Woman Becomes Engulfed in Vegetation BuzzFeed io9 The Blaze
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This Post Used to Be Racist in 2013 BuzzFeed CNN io9
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Big, 100-Million-Year-Old Bird Tracks Discovered in Munich Apartment CNN Gawker io9
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Russia Lied About Being a Living Hell BuzzFeed CNN io9 The Blaze
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Free Shit Makes People More Evil? io9 Jezebel
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Female Veterans Say Military Kicked Them Out and Classified Them as Pets? CNN io9 ThinkProgress
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Gaze Inside the Death-Defying Daily Lives of LGBT Students Huffington Post io9 Kotaku
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The Original Batmobile Is Going on Tour Boobs & Weed for Everyone! CNN Gawker Giant Bomb io9 TMZ
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