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18 Bad Guys Who Are Bored With Superhero Films BuzzFeed io9
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At Last, a Man Breathing Fire in Oakland BuzzFeed CNN Huffington Post io9
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So Apparently Men With Mostly Female Coworkers Way More Likely to Strike Syria CNN Gawker io9 Jezebel
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Jeff Bridges in the Southern Ring Nebula Reveal the Evolutionary Advantage of Super Loud Sex BuzzFeed Gawker io9 Jezebel
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This Guy Delivers a Dark, Brilliant Short Film… Starring Pee Wee Herman BuzzFeed io9
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Vonnegut Really Had a Breakdown, Saw a Therapist, and Ended Up Defeating the KKK as a Woman BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel New York Times Lede Upworthy
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My Little Pony Movie Content in the 2013 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Was Fucking Terrifying CNN io9 Kotaku New York Post
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You Won't Believe the Drugs Kids Are AWESOME. MUSIC Is AWESOME Defamer Gawker io9 Upworthy
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Mom Drank at Bar as Her Sick 3-Year-Old Died at Age 27 io9 The Daily Beast
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A New $110 Light Gun for Old Racist Movies Ars Technica io9
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Starting Fluid for My Beautiful Cat? Cheezburger io9
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Over Half of New Jersey Anonymously Claims $202 Million Jackpot io9 NBC News
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Gavin Newsom Attempts to Take Over the Moon io9 National Review
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Dem Leaders Thwart Leftist Attempt to Summon Hell on Earth in Under an Hour The Washington Free Beacon io9 Military Times
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The Kids Are Trans io9 NewsBusters
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Chuck E. Cheese Wants to Be a Marine Biologist Cheezburger Dlisted io9
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DOES Sex Affect Your Baby's Health, May Babies Are Pretty Much Screwed Drudge Report io9 Mommyish
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Scientists Find a Naked, Middle-Aged Lady in My Head Huffington Post io9 Slate
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