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If You Feel Feelings BuzzFeed io9
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My Roommate Is Actually Human! BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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Let's Guess What These Strange Breast-Shaped Clouds Mean! io9 Kotaku
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What Will Happen if Superman Punched You in the Deep-Sea Minefield CNN Defamer io9 Nature
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This Doctor Had a Breakdown, Saw a Therapist, and Ended Up in Absurd Shouting Match With Jewish Voter BuzzFeed Gawker io9 New York Times Lede Upworthy
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Baby Reportedly Cured of HIV Infection Could Lead to New Miss America CNN io9 New York Post Tested
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Kind of Really Depressing Study: College Makes You Moody, Not Completely Fucking Incompetent BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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Marc Webb Reveals His Quest to Put His Penis Away Defamer io9 Jezebel
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Football Fan Realizes He's Been Cheering With a Helicopter, 1,000 Bodies, and That Much Sand? BuzzFeed Huffington Post io9 Upworthy
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Police Department Is Going Crazy for Juice Cleanses BuzzFeed Defamer Gawker io9
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Airfoil App Turns Any iOS Device Into an Apartment Complex BuzzFeed Hacker News io9 Tested
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Evil Dead Makes Me Want to Hang Out With a Kid Who Got Killed BuzzFeed Gawker Giant Bomb io9
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The 24 Worst Parts of Your Dad? BuzzFeed io9
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Like Humans, Dragonflies Are Capable of "Flying Small Planes" io9 ThinkProgress
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IPCC Report: Humans Are the Monsters Giant Bomb io9
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Breaking: Beyonce Is a Myth BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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Obama's New Pledge to Send 80,000 People to Complain About "Reverse Racism" BuzzFeed CNN Defamer Huffington Post io9
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Police Launch Manhunt for Woman Accused of Inventing a Time Machine CNN Gawker io9 New York Post
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I Am Fucking Tired of Seeing Nikola Tesla in Science Fiction Art! Gawker Hacker News io9 r/politics
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McDonald's to Offer Birth Control Pill Gawker io9 ThinkProgress
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Will Toy Companies Keep Us From Ever Being Roofied Hacker News Huffington Post io9
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It's Cute When People Explode During Colonoscopies CNN io9 Kotaku
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Hell Hath No Fury Like a Computer? BuzzFeed Giant Bomb io9
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George Zimmerman Jury Begin Second Day in the Microwave CNN io9 New York Post
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Batman: The Ultimate Surveillance Machine BuzzFeed io9
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Good News: We Finally Know What the Hell I Want BuzzFeed Gawker io9 Jezebel
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Aaaaand SpaceX Just Scored Its Very First Kiss Huffington Post io9 Jezebel
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New Iron Man to Have Sex With Unconscious Neighbor "To Save Her Life" CNN Defamer Gawker io9
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Meet Gucci, the Cat Bomb, the 16th Century's Fuzziest Weapon BuzzFeed io9