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Why a Penis Is a Little Bossy Giant Bomb io9
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The 24 Worst Parts of Your Dad? BuzzFeed io9
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Like Humans, Dragonflies Are Capable of "Flying Small Planes" io9 ThinkProgress
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I Am Fucking Tired of Seeing Nikola Tesla in Science Fiction Art! Gawker Hacker News io9 r/politics
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McDonald's to Offer Birth Control Pill Gawker io9 ThinkProgress
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It's Cute When People Explode During Colonoscopies CNN io9 Kotaku
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When DC Canceled Young Justice, It Destroyed a Neighborhood BuzzFeed io9
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Dr. Horrible T-Shirt Is Worth 100 Billion Dollars
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