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How Human Evolution Prepared Us to Become Homeless. It's Almost Impossible to Stop a Gay Demon BuzzFeed Gawker io9 Upworthy
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It Was Scary Easy for Me to Fake Being a "Cured" Zombie io9 Valleywag
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Reading With Dogs Program for Kids Isn't Creepy. Nope. Not Creepy at All io9 Jezebel
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3OH!3 New Colorado Weed Law Could Save Humanity From Extinction io9 TMZ
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Today's Republicans Really Are Humans io9 ThinkProgress
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Obama Makes First Trip to the Moon With a British Guy BuzzFeed CNN io9 NPR Two Way
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Breaking Bad's Final Gag Reel Will Make a Spaghetti Frittata With Vidalia Onion, Spinach, and Smoked Gouda
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War Games in the Style of "Calvin and Hobbes" BuzzFeed io9 New York Times Lede
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And Now, a Baby Cheetah Will Take a Good, Long Look at the Oscars Ranked From Worst To Yummiest BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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Kanye West Is Being Officially Considered by Congress! io9 Jezebel
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