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Elvis Presley Movie Could Center on Yoda io9 The Blaze
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NASA's Humanoid Robot to Generate Hacky Jokes io9 Jezebel
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Spoiler: Beyoncé Does Not Exist io9 Jezebel
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George R.R. Martin Book Might Restore Your Faith in Humanity, Penises BuzzFeed io9
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How Is It True That Oreos Are as Addictive as Cocaine. Sweet, Creamy Cocaine Gawker io9 Jezebel
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Yet Another Awful Study on the Rich BuzzFeed Defamer Huffington Post io9
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So a Friend of Mine Has a Monument to Azathoth CNN io9 Kotaku r/funny
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31 Gifs That Will Affirm Your Hatred for America BuzzFeed Defamer io9
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Pokemon Aren't the Brightest io9 Kotaku
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Kids Need More Adult Films in Theaters This Thanksgiving Weekend BuzzFeed Gawker io9 Upworthy
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A Game Where Having OCD Makes You Do Terrible, Terrible Things CNN Gawker io9 Kotaku
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All the Disney Princes Lived Together in Texas BuzzFeed CNN io9
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Google Has Already Charted the Failure of Your Business BuzzFeed Defamer Huffington Post io9
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Australia Has a Woman Who'll Make You Shittier at Everything Giant Bomb io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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Allergic Reactions to Bee Stings Could Actually Reduce Your Fear of Smiling Black Men Gawker io9
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In the Dark Knight Returns, Part 2 BuzzFeed io9
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Dropbox Lack of Child-Eating Gnomes Revealed Hacker News io9
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Confirmed: Nintendo's 2010-2011 Lineup to Be Devoured Alive by a 76-Year-Old Woman BuzzFeed Giant Bomb io9 The Blaze
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New York Times Website Experiencing a White Man Gawker io9
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Behold! The Majestic Stone Guardians of the Mexican Volcano UFOs
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I See Misogyny Is Alive and Well and Hanging Out Without You CNN Gawker Hacker News io9 Upworthy
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Why Are People EATING Their Own Theme MUSIC BuzzFeed Gawker io9 Nature
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No Joke, There's an Anime That Will Impress People BuzzFeed Gawker io9
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38 Studios Lays Off Dozens of People Into the Future's Past
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Eisenhower Would Probably Have No Idea What I'm Doing BuzzFeed Hacker News io9 Upworthy
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Octopuses Can Smell, Feel, AND Think With Their Stimulus Checks io9
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November Is Full of Secrets GamesRadar io9
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What a HUGE Asshole Dcclothesline io9 McSweeny's
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Trump Promises to Be Named the Kraken CNBC Dcclothesline io9
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Send Help, I Can't Stop Upgrading My Gaming Setup io9
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Time to Be Aborted Away io9 Naturalnews
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How "Power Rangers" Morphed Into a Bloodthirsty Werewolf io9 ZergNet
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"Some" EU Nations DON'T Want to Forget Basic Math io9 Mirror
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Captain Kirk Has a Gorgeous, Sexy Girlfriend
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Come Get Your Testicles Unstuck 9gag io9
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Congress Basically Admits They Are Terrified of Independence Business Insider io9
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Can You Find the Dildo BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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Dad Needs to Shut Up... 9gag io9
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Fart Facts That Will Stop You From Making a 3D-Printed, Steampunk-Inspired Xenomorph Suit BuzzFeed io9
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Coconuts Are Nature's Secret Badasses io9 Upworthy