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Every Black Hole Contains a New Heavy Metal Classics BroBible Hacker News io9
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Here's What CNN Should've Said About Homosexuality in 1966 io9 Upworthy
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Now I Know It's Not Easy Being White, Male, and Rich. Oh, Wait ... Hacker News io9 Upworthy
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Clearly, This Woman Is Nicolas Cage in a Moldy Apocalypse BuzzFeed CNN io9 Kotaku
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Breaking: Obama DOJ Won't Defend Constitutionality of the Pending Penguin Apocalypse! BuzzFeed io9 ThinkProgress
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Snowden Releases Information About Anal Sex? Hacker News io9
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520 Days Inside a Gallery Owner's Ear io9 NPR Two Way
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My Little Ponies Singing About Ecstasy io9 Jezebel
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Dalek Disguised as a Group of Horses, Bayonets and Aircraft Carriers BuzzFeed CNN Huffington Post io9
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Hitler's Forgotten Attempt to Simply Walk Into a Fashion Spread BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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U.S. To Reopen Case of the Mondays BuzzFeed CNN io9 New York Post
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15 Signs You Are Mostly Nothing BuzzFeed io9
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This Snake Is Really Happening!!! BuzzFeed io9 TMZ
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Remember 1999? Here's a Great Story From a Cow's Vagina BuzzFeed Defamer Gawker io9 Upworthy
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Tina Fey Shows World a Close-Up of Her Own Ass BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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Why Some Caterpillars Look Like They've Been Smashed io9 Nature
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Nobody Really Watched the Harlem Shake. Meme Over Gawker io9 Jezebel
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When DC Canceled Young Justice, It Destroyed a Neighborhood BuzzFeed io9