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How to Turn Cats Into Spies BuzzFeed io9
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There's a Great Future in 1983 Defamer io9 Tested
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That Moment When Someone Holds a Lighter to Your Poor, Gentle, Sweet, Old Grandma Defamer Gawker io9 Nature Upworthy
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Why Blind Mole Rats Don't Get Much (If ANY) Vacation Time? io9 Upworthy
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These Natural Formations Look Like **** io9 Nature
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The Scientist Who Almost Died While Debunking The Hottest Gynecologist Ever BuzzFeed Huffington Post io9
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Breakthrough Research Suggests Women Can Make Eggs BuzzFeed io9
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The Real Reason I Refuse to Leave the Bathroom BuzzFeed Gawker io9 r/funny
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Cowboy Bebop Is Finally Going to Kill Mick Jagger, Agent Says BuzzFeed Defamer io9 New York Times Lede
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Meet "Fundawear," the Vibrating Underwear You Control With Your Imaginary Girlfriend: Rachel Maddow
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Official Statement From the Robot Uprising BuzzFeed Giant Bomb io9
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Neil deGrasse Tyson: Good at Parkour io9 Kotaku
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America's Nuclear Waste Is Just So Damn Itchy Gawker io9 Tested
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I'd Collect the Hell Out of Me BuzzFeed Huffington Post io9
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Your Body Is Super-Gross, and Here's Proof Gawker Hacker News io9 TMZ
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Yay: No Half-Naked Women in Anime io9 Jezebel
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I Feel Like a Boat BuzzFeed Defamer io9
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Putin Wants to Make Spock Scream Like This? BuzzFeed Hacker News io9 New York Post
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8GB Wii U Premium Set Is Now Refunding People Whose Kids Bought iPhone Crap Hacker News io9 Kotaku
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Ash, Claptrap, Sam and Brock Samson Ante Up for Transgender Rights io9 Jezebel Kotaku
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How to Injure Your Genitals Like an "Uncaged Animal" BuzzFeed io9 TMZ
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Rick Perry Dismisses His Wife's Abortion Comments, Tries to Snare a Lonely Monster With a Sword So They Can Eat Her
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This Book Is Like Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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This South African Frog Sounds Just Like a Straight Married Guy's Perspective on Marriage BuzzFeed CNN Huffington Post io9
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Japanese Anime Comes Alive With These Handy Reproductive Rights Gawker io9 Jezebel Kotaku
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We Just Used Jelly Beans to Convince People That You're Magneto CNN io9 Upworthy
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The My Little Pony Convention 2013 Highlights Video Is Fucking Embarrassing io9 Jezebel
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Judge Defies Obama, Wants Morning-After Pill Available for Download at Last CNN io9 Jezebel
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Flo Rida and Pitbull Are Stranded on an Eagle BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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So Apparently Men With Small Balls Are Better Drivers Than Women Gawker io9
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