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59	59 Vote	The End of Your Nightmares About Paul Ryan's Jizz
58	58 Vote	Why Doctors Are Shitty to Fat Patients
58	58 Vote	Holy Crap: Guys Try to Use Assault Vehicles? In America?
58	58 Vote	New Hubble Images of Dead and Wounded Children
58	58 Vote	New Theory: Universe Didn't Start With Deep Personal Monologues
58	58 Vote	Is Obama Really a Planet?
57	57 Vote	Another "Transformers" Movie Is Getting Tedious
57	57 Vote	This Could Be a Prince Charming Movie. Because God Is Dead
57	57 Vote	Stephen Colbert Says Good-Bye to His Giant Hands and His Later-Life Interest in Metal Objects
57	57 Vote	Why Putin Is Now a Transformer
57	57 Vote	It's Basically a Dolphin Trying Very Hard to Travel Through Time in the Latest Billion-Dollar App
57	57 Vote	Model Hogwarts Made of Poop
57	57 Vote	Conservatives Don't Just Run to Poop, They Actually Gallop
57	57 Vote	15 Important Tips for the First 760,000 Years of Crap
57	57 Vote	The Voices in Ryan Reynolds Head Command Him to Babysit? 1	1
57	57 Vote	Justin Bieber Continues Worldwide Search for Alien Civilizations
56	56 Vote	10 Celebrities Who Have Accomplished More Than a Fruit Fly 1	1
56	56 Vote	This Ancient Fish May Have Just Opened the Door for Bitcoin Apps
56	56 Vote	Watch NASA Scientists Rap and Dance About Their Galactic History?
56	56 Vote	4 Medical Miracles That Harness the Power of Volcanoes 2	2
56	56 Vote	How NASA Might Build Its Very Own Tea Shop
56	56 Vote	Ron Weasley Could Be Getting an Asian-American Family Sitcom Next Fall Schedule
56	56 Vote	Brace Yourselves: Stan Lee Will Have a Great Pair Of…clothes
56	56 Vote	Who Would Stick Their Head in the Machine
56	56 Vote	Someone Is Doing a Handstand
56	56 Vote	Over-Aged Bully Tries to Rap and Actually Makes It Look Satanic and Lame 2	2
56	56 Vote	Why Do Your Google Search Results Imply You Were Born Before 1980
56	56 Vote	My Wife Believes She Is and Isn't Ron 1	1
56	56 Vote	Mexican Barbie... What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
55	55 Vote	Gas Prices Are Likely Going to Die With Honor
55	55 Vote	The Science Behind Why You Might Not Be an Ever-Present Threat in 2017, 2018, and 2019
55	55 Vote	Jennifer Lopez to Pay for Fallout 4 With 2,200 Bottlecaps
55	55 Vote	Rand Paul Takes a Shit and Then There's This Pinball 1	1
55	55 Vote	Katy Perry Is Made of Cake and Icing
55	55 Vote	Valve Is Constantly Trying to Poison Your Neighbor's Cat
55	55 Vote	New Star Wars Movie Will Be Set in Harlem
55	55 Vote	The 24 Most Hipster Things That Are Popular With Americans? Going Communist, BP During the Recession, Said No Doctor Ever
54	54 Vote	How Romney Could Have Built an Artificial Womb
54	54 Vote	The Subway Kittens Were on High Alert
54	54 Vote	Dolphins Can Remember Their Friends Better Than the Breasts

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