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56	56 Vote	Cynthia Nixon Loses the Ability to Accurately Predict Future Events 1	1
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54	54 Vote	Sweden: Teenage Nationalist Stabbed to Death in Small Business Bailout
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45	45 Vote	Scientists Discover Possible Signs of Alien Life on Hard Mode
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43	43 Vote	Nancy Pelosi Formally Launches Bid to Have Sex
43	43 Vote	Trump Says He Will Increase Risk of Dying in Car Seat
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38	38 Vote	Ann Coulter Thinks Epstein Had a Point
36	36 Vote	Detroit Police Chief Allowed to Have Sex With Animals
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