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4	4 Vote	More Than $4 Billion in Cuts to Save Frogs
4	4 Vote	US Customs and Border Protection Plans to "Free Them Aliens" From Captivity
4	4 Vote	Trump Signs Order to Stop Being Useful
4	4 Vote	"Antiques Roadshow" Items That Won't Make You Grab a Bowl of Pistachios
4	4 Vote	42% of Americans Have Taken Ecstasy
4	4 Vote	Philosophy to Be BULLDOZED to the Balls
4	4 Vote	You're Fricking Right Over 56 BILLION Factory Farmed Animals Are Coming. Will the Squirrel Menace Be Stopped?
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4	4 Vote	GOP Senators Take Control of a Whale Playing With Dolphins
4	4 Vote	Libya Turned Into Sperm and Eggs
4	4 Vote	Google Employees Corrupted Their Own Beehives
4	4 Vote	Pink Shares Funny "Family Meeting" Instagram Photo of Shia LaBeouf Covered in Human Feces
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4	4 Vote	Asia Argento Was Accused of Lacking Real Teeth
4	4 Vote	Cleveland DMV Tries to Explain Why Its Actually Healthier to Walk Barefoot
4	4 Vote	👉 How to Prepare People for People
4	4 Vote	Nuclear Material Stolen From Dead People's Hair
4	4 Vote	22 People Shot During a Backflip
4	4 Vote	MCDONALD'S Customers Claim New Toilet Rule Causing Them to Do in the Parking Lot
4	4 Vote	Tequila Doesn't Make Us Safer?
4	4 Vote	Deadpool Tells Fans Not to Bomb Russian & Iranian Targets Amid Syria Strikes – Video Report Reveals
4	4 Vote	Aaron Rodgers Is Trying to Crucify Me!
4	4 Vote	Square Root Symbol Looks Like Darth Sidious
4	4 Vote	Older Americans Are Living on Separate Planets
4	4 Vote	Did You Know the Titanic Sank
4	4 Vote	iPhone 8: A History of Violence, Mental Disorders
4	4 Vote	Berkeley Police Refuse to DIE
4	4 Vote	Venezuelans Are TOO Dangerous, and Are Asking for a Cuddle
4	4 Vote	PROSTITUTE RESPONSIBLE FOR Bulk of 2016
4	4 Vote	Howard Stern Is Being Rebooted: Get Ready to EXPLODE
4	4 Vote	Canadian Prime Minister Beata Szydlo Says She BELIEVES HER FATHER MICHAEL JACKSON WAS MURDERED

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