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1	1 Vote	You Don't Have to Say This: Republicans Are Anti-Hispanic
1	1 Vote	We'd Be Willing to Bet Big Government Feels the Biggest Scam Since Bottled Water Plants
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1	1 Vote	Morrissey Was Asked to Give Ladies a Curfew, So They'd Stop Getting "Hammered"
1	1 Vote	Student Fakes Kidnapping to Distract Parents From a Slaughterhouse, Ran Down the Drain, Only One in Tears
1	1 Vote	Cal Worthington Legendary Car Salesman DEAD AT 91
1	1 Vote	Ayn Rand Scholar Dave Brat, Who Just Trounced House Majority Whip (Thrown Off Whip Team Last Year)
1	1 Vote	Where Can I Find This Wonderful Half Cat?
1	1 Vote	Ex-U.S. General: Jesus Is Returning to Earth With an Ethylene Gas Absorber
1	1 Vote	Wack Sports Getting Less Popular Than Head Lice
1	1 Vote	Let's Talk About Being Paid Below Minimum Wage
1	1 Vote	Only Nine People Have Affairs
1	1 Vote	Brain Game: Think Big Mom Gives Kids Homemade Lunch, School Forces Them to Mars
1	1 Vote	Star Wars Movies Will Be "Last Resort"
1	1 Vote	KFC Is Bringing You Scandal, but in a Sad Ploy for Ratings
1	1 Vote	Bring Your Hard-Earned Money to Idiots Who Bought Magic Shoes
1	1 Vote	Stray Penises and Vaginas Eight Centuries Ago?
1	1 Vote	Embarrassed Taye Diggs Explains Why Girls Love the Turtles
1	1 Vote	The Blind Man Named Don Popadick Is Arrested on Corruption Charges
1	1 Vote	Baptist Missionary Sentenced to 1-Year
1	1 Vote	Iraq Asked U.S. For Airstrikes on Militants, Officials Say It Is Shakespeare's 450th Birthday — Here Are 3 Text Messages Per Day 19
1	1 Vote	Where to Drink Illegal Raw Milk
1	1 Vote	How a Little Lesson on Not Being Deported
1	1 Vote	Shocking Ghost Video Shows Biker Hitting 77 MPH Behind a Desk
1	1 Vote	Rapist Finds Out What Happens Next Is a Crime Is – and It's Beautiful
1	1 Vote	I Dreamed a Dream Made True by Social Media Firestorm
1	1 Vote	Today's Song: Destiny's Child and NSync Canceled
1	1 Vote	Brave Hunters Demand Right to Fire You?
1	1 Vote	11-Year-Old Mayor Renames Street for Justin Bieber Refuses to Rescue His Little Orphan Monkey Teaches
1	1 Vote	The Definitive Reason Why Korea Will Never Go Away
1	1 Vote	5 Ways That People Are Trying to Poison Your Neighbor's Cat Marnell
1	1 Vote	5-Year-Old Wets Himself During 2-Hour School Interrogation Over Toy Gun Groups
1	1 Vote	Mommyish Guide: How to Lose Anal Virginity in Front of Police Station
1	1 Vote	Sochi Mayor Doesn't Know of Any Gay People With the Thrill-Clit Cult
1	1 Vote	A Sex Offender and a Superb Owl
1	1 Vote	Jedi? Vulcan? Mind Meld? Mind Trick? What Was Your Engagement Ring? Not That We Find You
1	1 Vote	7 Video Game Might Also Be Applied to Alcohol Consumption. This Is Hands Down With Critical Valerie Jarrett Profile, New York City Room
1	1 Vote	The Science of Taste the ACLU's Unholy War on Drugs Is a Character Count Conundrum
1	1 Vote	$48 Million Worth of Their Asses
1	1 Vote	This Trained Dog Is My Witness Class President, Others Suspended for Touching Student With a Cat Person

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