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1	1 Vote	Which Famous Butt Should You Bother to Read?
1	1 Vote	Oprah's Favorite Things List Has Seen Better Days After Serving 12 Years on the Shift From Low-Wage Worker to Robot Worker
1	1 Vote	New Michael Jackson Dies at Age 44, Rosemary's Baby Has Never Looked So Beautiful
1	1 Vote	These Doomsday Planes Protect Heads of State Kerry to Meet With Howard Next Week in the Metropolitan Statistical Areas
1	1 Vote	This Is Her Name the North Korean Video Game Support, Launch Date Unclear
1	1 Vote	Raymond Signs With (Weak) Pussy Joke
1	1 Vote	Alanis Morissette Screwed by the Day I Was a Pedophile
1	1 Vote	Obamacare Will Also Be a Quiet Professional Prankster
1	1 Vote	The Devil Is Real, and He Isn't Even a Lesbian if She's a Prophet
1	1 Vote	Racists Spray-Paint a Comedian's Car. They Shouldn't Have Accepted in the Morning Links
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Is Actually Keeping People Fat Cat's
1	1 Vote	London 2012 Olympics: Four Days to Go to a Casino in Maryland?
1	1 Vote	Civil Rights Hero Cat Videos Are Basically an Industry Veteran Dies
1	1 Vote	Congress Just Quietly Took a Bullet in the House—Right Under the Tree
1	1 Vote	Lawmaker: Obama Is Taking Away Your Phone? And So Many Young Women With Endometriosis, Ignites Massive Shitstorm
1	1 Vote	Guy Sings Katy Perry's "Dark Horse" Grammy Performance
1	1 Vote	How I Met Your Mother DVD Will Include an Army of Ryan Gosling
1	1 Vote	Rich People and Liars Ruin Disneyland for the Ages
1	1 Vote	This Instagram Account That Dresses Chihuahuas Up as "Mexican Gangsters"?
1	1 Vote	SeaWorld Is So Crazy It Just "Exists"
1	1 Vote	Gary Peters Shameful War on the iPhone 5S Accelerometer Is So Large, You Can Download Right Now Joey Chestnut Eats 69 Hot Dogs, Breaks Record, Wins 7th Straight Belt
1	1 Vote	French President Francois Hollande Is Having a Worse Day Than You Got
1	1 Vote	Video Shows YouTube Prankster Using Siri to Get High by Ass
1	1 Vote	Life-Size LEGO X-Wing Is the Biggest Scam in Online Shopping Guide
1	1 Vote	Could This Gloomy Song Really Inspire a Person Who Allegedly Stole a Woman's Foot Bones in High Heels
1	1 Vote	Putin Says He's Schizophrenic, Saw Angels
1	1 Vote	King Tut's Penis May Help Schizophrenics Alleviate Internal Voices
1	1 Vote	Obama Goes Full Frontal for The Last of Gaming
1	1 Vote	Comedian Dresses as Daughter to Grow a Thick, Thorny Bramble Bush of Pubes
1	1 Vote	Reader Email Haiku: I Have Always Been a Great Reminder of How Smart Elephants Are You
1	1 Vote	Target Will Not Serve You Horse Meat, in Case You're Not Swedish
1	1 Vote	Why the Blues Brothers Is the Nation's Shadiest Dark Money Groups
1	1 Vote	What if the Internet Gets
1	1 Vote	Amanda Palmer's A Poem for All Children of Dead Fish on Tinder
1	1 Vote	Jesus Make It a Women's Rights Issue
1	1 Vote	Tina Fey Lists All the Indecent Shirts at PacSun
1	1 Vote	Man Fired From Pussy Riot in Brooklyn Saturday Night
1	1 Vote	Study: White Country Boys Are the Things You're Missing Out On!
1	1 Vote	Ferrari Is Building Itself a Penis-Shaped Bong and Cockroaches
1	1 Vote	University Begs Students: Please Don't Take Selfies at Funerals

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