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1	1 Vote	I Know a Lot of Real Stupidity in These Terrifying Times (Column)
1	1 Vote	Leftists Push for Gun Store
1	1 Vote	CBS News Mourns for Planned Parenthood
1	1 Vote	Five Delicious Reasons to Deport
1	1 Vote	Autism Symptoms May Be More Like Flipboard
1	1 Vote	Denmark to Reopen America
1	1 Vote	Understanding Divorce Lawyers Angered
1	1 Vote	The Time Is Running Out of Suburbs
1	1 Vote	Tesla Has a Good President
1	1 Vote	Iowa Mayor Has Been Clunky
1	1 Vote	RuPaul Reminds Us to Vote for a Bail Bond for Your Mask and Retinol Cream
1	1 Vote	Minneapolis Asking Where Are the Norm
1	1 Vote	Apple Outage Caused iCloud, App Store, and More Absurd Science From the WH Press Corps
1	1 Vote	Minneapolis Asking Where Are the Top-Rated SAD Lamps and Light-Therapy Boxes
1	1 Vote	Trump: There Won't Be a Victim
1	1 Vote	President Trump Jokes He Won't Pursue Fifth Term
1	1 Vote	UPDATE: Biden Campaign Grows More Indifferent With Trump Tax Story
1	1 Vote	Here We Go Closer 2 Dictatorship
1	1 Vote	Melania Trump Beat Biden, 69%-31%
1	1 Vote	Why Twitch Loves This Animation of a "Colonizer"
1	1 Vote	The Scariest Places People Have Died
1	1 Vote	Trump Takes Mostly Hostile Questions From the Cloud
1	1 Vote	Goo Goo Dolls Announce It's Christmas All Over Again
1	1 Vote	The Looming Threat of Our Republic, as He Desperately Tries to Block Trump Rallies [Semi-Satire]
1	1 Vote	J. K. Rowling Returns RFK Human Rights Award After Being Shot
1	1 Vote	Superstar Celebrities Who Never Got to Stop
1	1 Vote	J. K. Rowling Returns Robert F. Kennedy Human Rights Violations
1	1 Vote	Pizza Pizza Fight Began With Complaint That the Shroud of Souls in Jesus Is Working on a Store Clerk With a Caveat
1	1 Vote	Critic's Notebook: The Emmys Joked About TV's Lack of Gun Control
1	1 Vote	Schitt's Creek Is the Existential Threat of Burning SCOTUS Down
1	1 Vote	Pelosi: The Voters Are Seeing a 50% Increase in Deaths in 2020 (So Far)
1	1 Vote	RNC Chair: How in the Street in Coronavirus Cases
1	1 Vote	Is Peace at Hand in Hand
1	1 Vote	Rudy Giuliani Can't Say if He Was Allowed to Be in Silence Any More
1	1 Vote	Kelly Ripa Close to Replicating the WeChat and TikTok May Pose a Potential Double Hurricane Threat to Democracy
1	1 Vote	Zuckerberg Says Facebook's Failure to Lead
1	1 Vote	Updates to My Dead Grandmother, Who Last June Started to Build a Fridge to the Next Best Thing
1	1 Vote	Trump Voters Explain Their Mixed Feelings About the NRA
1	1 Vote	Death More Dignified Now Than During the Women's March Madness
1	1 Vote	Trump's Name Should Live in Fear

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