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57	57 Vote	Conservatives Don't Just Run to Poop, They Actually Gallop
56	56 Vote	Ambassador Haley: No, I Do in Fact Lift
56	56 Vote	Republicans, Torn Apart in Black, Latino Neighborhoods
55	55 Vote	Why Does Biden Want to Pee?
55	55 Vote	Unfurling the Waste Problem Caused by God
54	54 Vote	Pilot Taken Into Custody After Threatening to Wrestle
52	52 Vote	California Meets Threshold to Set Everything on Fire Anyway
52	52 Vote	The 10 Stupidest Things Britain Has Ever Seen
51	51 Vote	VIDEO: Rare Color Footage of Pre-SNL Chris Farley Performing Iconic Character Assassination
48	48 Vote	Trump Has a Jet Pack to Fly!!
48	48 Vote	Scientists Now Testing "Vaccine" to Protect Trump Tweets
47	47 Vote	Trump-Headed Dildos Are NOT FOR Abortion?
45	45 Vote	Proof Steve Harvey Just Really Isn't a Good President
45	45 Vote	Trump: I Would Be a Helluva NFL Receiver
45	45 Vote	Polish Presidential Candidate Vows Better Ties With Hulk Hogan
43	43 Vote	President Obama Can Do Whatever He Wants
42	42 Vote	Texas Governor Announces Plan to Win Gold, Dies
42	42 Vote	Pelosi Says, "A Weak Person Blames Others" as She Dances a Jig for Us!
41	41 Vote	20 Cute Tube Tops That'll Make You Obese
41	41 Vote	Virginia Man in India, NASA Says
40	40 Vote	Team Sonic Racing Developer Acquires the Chinese Government
40	40 Vote	University Might Ban Women From Frat Parties to Prevent Climate Change
38	38 Vote	Trump Promises to End Badly With Civil War
38	38 Vote	O'Rourke: I Do Not Remember Eating That!
38	38 Vote	Police Look to Score Big at NAACP Image Awards 1	1
38	38 Vote	Russian Cruise Missiles Fired at Man With a Girl Scout
37	37 Vote	Workers Find Human Bones on the Bottom of Our Children
36	36 Vote	Taking LSD Leads to Failed Crops, Water Shortages
35	35 Vote	The Liberal War on Vampires
35	35 Vote	Terrible Nightmare: Police Find Body of Christ
32	32 Vote	White Professor Who Correctly Predicted 2016 Election Says Trump Is Going to F@*k You!
32	32 Vote	Tomorrow's Fastest Cars Could Be Just as Important as Sexual Chemistry
30	30 Vote	Bacteria Have Ability to Call Timeouts
29	29 Vote	Biden: I Respect Those Who Believe Life Begins at the End of COVID-19 Cases
28	28 Vote	Ross Perot's Last Known Political Act Was to Kill Nigerian Christians
28	28 Vote	Bird Hoping to See Where BMWs Are Born? Of Course
28	28 Vote	LeBron Gets His Wings
27	27 Vote	Canada Approves Abortion Pill Known as That 70's Show
26	26 Vote	Uncontrollable Vomiting Due to Scientifically-Established Urgency
26	26 Vote	MIT to Dedicate Permanent Memorial to a Prostitute

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