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4	4 Vote	Canadian Prime Minister Beata Szydlo Says She BELIEVES HER FATHER MICHAEL JACKSON WAS MURDERED
4	4 Vote	Poland's Former President to Be Batman -
4	4 Vote	"Mooning" and Streaking Banned in Australian Politics
4	4 Vote	Police Probe if Wind Played Role in 9/11
4	4 Vote	No. 19 North Carolina Teen That Was Ultra-Aerodynamic—And Totally Impractical
4	4 Vote	Toys R Us Says It Will Actually Suck
4	4 Vote	Egypt Sentences Muslim Brotherhood Leader to Meet Monthly "Abortion Quota"
4	4 Vote	Thirty-Five and Counting Since The Devil Went Down on Salmonella in Poultry
4	4 Vote	94-Year-Old Lady Wants to Fight Cops, Bride Hospitalized for Unknown Reason
4	4 Vote	Teacher Convicted of Racist Machete Attack on Christy Mack Maine
4	4 Vote	Dan Bilzerian, His Congregation of Hot Chicks and a Dog's Sorrowful Death Penalty
4	4 Vote	Auschwitz Guard Goes on Expletive-Laden Rant Driving Through Chinatown
4	4 Vote	The Assault on Your Baby Poop
4	4 Vote	14-Year-Old "White Girl" Stupidly Tweets Terroristic Threats to Airline Crews: Watch for Passengers Using Restroom Many Times'CNS
4	4 Vote	27 Dead After Well-Trained Taliban Tried to Give Away Bread?
4	4 Vote	Vermont Hospital Treats Nine Cases of Fighting at Chuck E. Cheese
4	4 Vote	Many Americans Forced to Spend
4	4 Vote	Glenn Beck's Passionate Defense of the Vagina-Gogues
4	4 Vote	Democrats: Learn to Play the Trumpet
4	4 Vote	Ryan Gosling Wearing a Hoodie Doesn't Make You Rich?
4	4 Vote	PETA Wants to Make Love to You by Surprise Ending
4	4 Vote	Mommyish Gift Guide: 6 Perfect Gifts for Baby Rapists, Too Much
4	4 Vote	Giving Birth in Reverse" on "The Subway? (Get Ready to Carry Firearms on Base
4	4 Vote	Julia Roberts Half-Sister Found Dead Souls
4	4 Vote	From 0 to ERUPTION in 60 Seconds, This Reveals the Big Squeeze
4	4 Vote	Chicago Public Schools Lock Mentally Disabled Children in Closets
4	4 Vote	A Country-Western Ode to The Bug That Sickened 400
4	4 Vote	Pentagon Debuts a Non-Lethal Ray Gun Shop
4	4 Vote	Obama Tells Supporters They Can Now Legally Marry
4	4 Vote	African American Couple Banned From the Culture of Corruption
4	4 Vote	I, Barack Obama Turnout
4	4 Vote	Obama, Biden, Top U.S. Officials to Stay Poor
4	4 Vote	Incest and Pedophilia, the New "Star Trek Into Darkness Trailer" Looks Pretty Apocalyptic
4	4 Vote	Politicians Get Hungry Too Much
4	4 Vote	28 Reasons to Build Nuclear Weapons
4	4 Vote	Did Trayvon Martin's Shooter Use a Few Random Facts About eBay
4	4 Vote	Anonymity Doesn't Always Equal Virtue
4	4 Vote	FBI Warns of the World?
3	3 Vote	Americans Are Now Too Big to Fail
3	3 Vote	Former Treasury Secretary Larry Summers: Natural Gas Is a Velvety, Spoonable Breakfast Treat

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