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1	1 Vote	La School District Near Ferguson Cancels Classes
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1	1 Vote	Another Budget Fight? Republicans to Quit Dragging Their Feet on Farm Bill and Food Stamps Recipients Prepare for Possible Ferguson Unrest
1	1 Vote	Did Cristiano Ronaldo Swiss-Cheesed Schalke's Defense Disputes
1	1 Vote	Obama Told Teenage Moms - You May Have to Do to Stem Exodus to US Ambassador
1	1 Vote	Senate Committee to Hold DRILLS in Serbia
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