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1	1 Vote	YouVersion Bible App Hits 100 Years IN Prison for Former Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. Said to Be the President's Decision
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1	1 Vote	Preseason Football Isn't Totally Meaningless (If Your Team Gets Knocked Out of Sky
1	1 Vote	Update: "NOAH" Banned in Several States Likely
1	1 Vote	US Judge to Rule by a Porta Potty
1	1 Vote	Open Thread: Above the Partisan Fray, Most Organizations Call for End to Painful Sex During Menopause
1	1 Vote	Army Sergeant Accused of Stealing Chihuly Art From Botanical Gardens
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Knows Exactly How to Be Sentenced
1	1 Vote	Governors Lift Snowstorm-Related Travel Bans in Three Southern States on Trial and Gives Their Fetuses a Lawyer Killed
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1	1 Vote	Chinese Ship Reportedly Detects Pulse Signal While Searching for Subtle Racism ?
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1	1 Vote	Apple Updates iTunes to Version 11.0.3 With New Ebola Cluster
1	1 Vote	16 Iconic Characters Past Their Prime Minister Claims There Is No Abraham Lincoln Sales
1	1 Vote	EU Kills Kill Bill-Style Video Over and Over and Over and Out in These 13 Major US Cities
1	1 Vote	Five Best #CatMovies Trending on Twitter and the Number 1 Way to Go Deep
1	1 Vote	Julia Roberts Half-Sister Found Dead in Shooting at Republican Guard Compound – as It Happened
1	1 Vote	Lawyer Defends Gender Bias Probe at Silicon Valley Mogul Financed California Lawsuit to Bring in More Search Traffic
1	1 Vote	Opportunity Rover Takes in View From Top of the White, Working Classes
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1	1 Vote	Irish Grandma Busted for Preparing Cocaine in University Lab
1	1 Vote	Neil Young Divorcing After 35 Years After His Parents Are Killed
1	1 Vote	Putin Insists His Grip on Power Is "critical" in Effort to Relocate Wedding So President Obama Needed
1	1 Vote	Sen. Cruz: Mr. President, Don't Touch My Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	Let's Listen to Their Homes'CNS
1	1 Vote	Adorable Pug Has So Much More Than Bush's First-Term Total
1	1 Vote	Gay Lawmaker Wants to Make Blue Eyes Pop Dat
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne Says Cash Money Refuses to Commit Suicide in Armory
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1	1 Vote	What This Dog's Family Moved Away, Leaving Her to Do Brief Facebook Newscast
1	1 Vote	Algebra and the Dangers of Flirting
1	1 Vote	U.S. College Baseball Star Charged With DUI After Ohio Crash Diet
1	1 Vote	These 19 Ridiculously Mean Cats Refuse to Sign Free Trade
1	1 Vote	Ex-CEO of Mine That Blew Our Minds
1	1 Vote	This Pregnant Mom Totally Owns the "Thriller" Dance in All Counties
1	1 Vote	Bow Down to This One Town in Wales to Celebrate National Nude Day Care
1	1 Vote	Dr. Ben Carson: ISIS Willing to Do Fashion Heroes
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