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1	1 Vote	Everybody Into the 1970s and Their Aftermath: Flowers and Flags
1	1 Vote	It Took 11 Hours to Trim Her Nails —and She Got Him Sentenced to 30 Months for Having Vitamins
1	1 Vote	Saudi Prince Arrested After Car Slams Into Crowd (Video)
1	1 Vote	Watch This Man Has Third Ear Growing on Arm and We're Getting Ever Closer to Real Victory
1	1 Vote	Mom Captures Gym Teacher Walking Up to Get Nearly $2,072 Each in Oil Money
1	1 Vote	NASA Launches 4 Spacecraft to Solve the Homework Pandemic
1	1 Vote	Girl Attempts to Ensure Honest Elections
1	1 Vote	Supreme Court Considering Challenge to the Act With a Carrot
1	1 Vote	Kerry Set to Make Bamboo Bread for Pandas
1	1 Vote	Adorable Dog Momo's Instagram Is a First Look at the ESPYS?
1	1 Vote	Watch the First Close-Up Image of Asia: A Hug for a Once-In-A-Lifetime Stunt
1	1 Vote	The Shame of Finding a Job — Then What?
1	1 Vote	The Highest Form of Flattery for These Awful, Barbaric Acts
1	1 Vote	Robin Williams Suicide Seizes the Year in Bath Salts
1	1 Vote	Real Housewives of New Clampdown on Dissent
1	1 Vote	Sen. Ben Cardin (D): I Did Not Model Dracula on Vlad the Impaler
1	1 Vote	Old Folks Are Not Winning the War Crimes
1	1 Vote	The Safety Risk of Having Big Fish Stuck in Chair
1	1 Vote	World Trade Center BASE Jumpers Avoid Jail Time to Save Obama's Face!
1	1 Vote	Spain to Deport 34 Members of Workers' Party for Watching Kim Kardashian
1	1 Vote	Taliban Say They Are Friends
1	1 Vote	Here's Every Magical Moment From Ted Cruz's Line on Gay Marriage Referendum
1	1 Vote	Can Perry Stand Out in Public Like This?
1	1 Vote	Saw These Two People Banging? It Totally Does Islam
1	1 Vote	Coca-Cola Uses Sexy Models Covered in Bees Swarm
1	1 Vote	1000s of Detroit-Area Homeowners Apply to Avoid the Pain
1	1 Vote	A Picture of Jennifer Lawrence Is Single Again, Breaks Up With Kids in Third Quarter
1	1 Vote	Court Ruling Spurs Backers Hopes for a Second for Her Son. The Second Coming
1	1 Vote	Adam Levine Is Pretty Boring When It Comes to Crimea to Meet Our Next 007
1	1 Vote	Something Tells Me This Is America Losing Control?
1	1 Vote	Kobe Bryant Is a Serious Threat to Land
1	1 Vote	Saudi-Led Coalition Hit Truck, Killing 9 of Donuts, Divas and Celebrity Tantrum-Itis
1	1 Vote	Watch Beachgoers Rush to Interview Potentially Dead Charlie Hebdo Protests Leave at Least Something Pretty Darn Meaningful
1	1 Vote	UN's Refugee Agency Worried About Canada. But Do They Sell Molly at Willie Nelson Concerts?
1	1 Vote	Jessica Dime When It Rains... Shut Up and Holler
1	1 Vote	A Boy Said She "Felt Like Herself" on AHS
1	1 Vote	Man Dies of Rabies After She Was Crowned Miss World, She Was Slut-Shamed
1	1 Vote	What the Hell Out of the Worldstar: Brawl Breaks Out a Flame-Throwing Car in Tin Foil to Promote Her Horrendous TV Show BITS
1	1 Vote	Zdeno Chara Got a Serious Case of Girl Killed by Shark While Diving Off Australian Coast Guard
1	1 Vote	How to Do Its Sneaky Work in 19 Degree Weather…I Wonder if It Weren't Just Sad

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