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752	752 Vote	It's Time to Shut the Fuck Up Forever 4	4
590	590 Vote	How the Fuck to Sleep
552	552 Vote	Conservatives Totally Own the Libs by Burning Their Own Faces to Oblivion 1	1
552	552 Vote	READ This: The Spooktacular Origins of Heterosexuality
519	519 Vote	It's Time to Give People Cocaine
491	491 Vote	Nintendo Releases Ad Encouraging You to Stop Whining
455	455 Vote	Masturbate Furiously in the 2020s
398	398 Vote	Britney Spears Wants to Fuck Luigi 1	1
397	397 Vote	Holy Crap! Am I Supposed to Be Human? 1	1
390	390 Vote	Star Wars Cantina Song Is People's #1 Sex Track
351	351 Vote	University Sued Because It Sucks
346	346 Vote	How to Destroy the EVERYTHING
332	332 Vote	More Than 50,000 Years Ago Today, Hey Arnold! Ushered Nickelodeon Into Primetime
331	331 Vote	I Feel Like Shit About Myself
329	329 Vote	Oh Boy I'm Getting a Sequel for Some Reason 1	1
328	328 Vote	Teenager Is Dragged Into the Void
323	323 Vote	Twitter Finally Addresses Its Systemic Issues... Just Kidding! It's Got Skeletons
314	314 Vote	So, Who Is Panicking 1	1
312	312 Vote	Childhood Dream of Democracy Died in Police Custody
310	310 Vote	"AAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!" Is for Sale 3	3
306	306 Vote	Touching Tinder Proposal: Fuck Me Now or Die Tryin 1	1
291	291 Vote	A Few People Are Upset
285	285 Vote	Exclusive: Please Let Me Sleep?
285	285 Vote	Marvel Announces Every Spider-Man in Hot Interracial Gay Relationship
273	273 Vote	Don't Let the Hot People Fuck
263	263 Vote	Danger Mouse Has Been PROMOTING HOMOSEXUALITY SINCE THE 1990S
263	263 Vote	Kitten Gets Overwhelmed With Its Past
260	260 Vote	Deleted Moments From the Bible
259	259 Vote	We've Built a Robot Child That Can Kill Pedestrians
258	258 Vote	A Gay Couple on a Dialogue-Heavy Crime Spree
255	255 Vote	Trump Says He'll Rap About Fortnite at GDC Panel
254	254 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Became a National Threat
254	254 Vote	This Country Has Been Canceled, Brah
251	251 Vote	14 Super Powers That Every Homophobic Christian Uncle Needs to Fight Cthulhu
247	247 Vote	Tech Workers Now Want to Die Instantly
235	235 Vote	Fruit Does Not Exist
233	233 Vote	Malware Found in Broccoli
231	231 Vote	Why Do We Need More babies
228	228 Vote	2019 Is Coming Later This Year
227	227 Vote	Relieve the Tension With a Deadly Weapon

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