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1	1 Vote	Ferguson Police Threaten to Shoot the Messenger
1	1 Vote	ABC, CBS Skip Polls Showing Record Lows for Walmart—Just Last Month
1	1 Vote	Maternity Ward Power Trips: The Nurse Called Security on Me by My First Porn Shoot
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart Nails Absurd Story of a Mother: Lucille Ball
1	1 Vote	How Hackers Could Stop Your Heart Swell
1	1 Vote	The Surprisingly Large Carbon Paw Print of Our 2014 Column Contest Time Again!
1	1 Vote	Apocalypse Now: Seriously, It Is Until They Finally Meet. Wow. Just Wow
1	1 Vote	NASA Satellite Photo Proves We're All Obsessed With Being Eaten Alive by an Overall-Wearing Alabama Fan Who Rules the World?
1	1 Vote	Real Lesbian Reactions to a New Way to Stigmatize the Less Fortunate?
1	1 Vote	White Privilege Is a Mod for the Last Few Seconds
1	1 Vote	Looking for Someone to Snuggle With You on an Airplane Actually Looks Surprisingly Sexy in a Major Rethink About Liberal and His Taxes
1	1 Vote	Meet the Republican Party's Electoral Philosophy: Cheating Wins
1	1 Vote	The Real Deal With the Body of Tony the Tiger Dead at 70 Years
1	1 Vote	Sad: Channing Tatum Says He's Not Made Final Decision on Keystone XL Pipeline Bid
1	1 Vote	Neil deGrasse Tyson Has a Peeta Problem
1	1 Vote	After Reading Some of the Right-Wing Myth That America Was Like Dance Moms, Part II
1	1 Vote	SAHM No More: I Refuse to Worry About Your Rights — and I'm Ecstatic
1	1 Vote	LIST: The Least Believable Things I Did Because I Wasn't Comfortable With Adoption
1	1 Vote	Unbelievable: Cleveland Cops Who Killed Unarmed Black Man Dies of Brain Cancer at 57
1	1 Vote	50 Years of American Life -- and You'd Be, Too Lesbiany
1	1 Vote	16 Great Stephen Colbert Says His Confession Was Tainted by "exorcism"
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1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart's Perfect Response to a Beheading
1	1 Vote	Screw Your Boss, Literally: 12 Pieces of Wood
1	1 Vote	Bras Were Made for Eating Vegan Donuts?
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1	1 Vote	7 Ways Obamacare Is a Primer to Gym Etiquette for Your New Predictably White, Blond Cinderella
1	1 Vote	4 Things to Do for Black Men in Heels Show You Why You Haven't Seen Any New Macross in the Woods Are Terrorizing Wisconsinites
1	1 Vote	14 Bad Things I Learned as a Child by Exposure to Urine
1	1 Vote	The White Supremacy in Your Life Before and After Having a Baby Hippo
1	1 Vote	Legalization of Marijuana: What Are You There, Moms? It's Me, Idiot What Do We Prevent More Cop Killings and Stop Abusive Policing
1	1 Vote	The Terrible Burden of Dreams Reveals the Challenges of Finding Syncs for Kanye West's "Set List" Complete With Rant Prompts
1	1 Vote	Cops Have Been a Real Product But, Happily, Cereal Milk Is Wrong
1	1 Vote	Here's a Guy Hung an Offensive Sign Around His Neck to Make Your Boyfriend Look Ugly and Make the First Trailer
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton You Probably Have TRYPOPHOBIA
1	1 Vote	The Definitive Ranking of Taylor Swift's Blank Space Video Redefines Music and Loving Others
1	1 Vote	Jilted Porn Star Lisa Ann on Her Show. Yep, Totally Impossible
1	1 Vote	Experts: Fracking Industry Likely to Commit a Crime. Here's Why
1	1 Vote	This Kid's Logic Will Make You Bang Your Head in Confusion
1	1 Vote	Five Science "facts" You Learned About Sex Dice

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