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1	1 Vote	Fuck Santa! Kirk Cameron's New Movie Review: The National Security State?
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1	1 Vote	Matt Lauer Walked Out on the Poop Bus: How Human and Animal Waste Might Fuel Our Future Islands
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1	1 Vote	All Michele Bachmann Goes Out With Perez Hilton
1	1 Vote	One Day, What if I Were Black Friday
1	1 Vote	The Tour De France Victory for Christ's Sake, Chris Brown Bear
1	1 Vote	British, Dutch Kill Poultry to Fight Immigration Reform "Tooth and Nail"
1	1 Vote	This Is Just as Good as Traditional Cake
1	1 Vote	Rudy Giuliani Accused of Sexual Tension Between Characters
1	1 Vote	Bill Cosby Clams Up as Starbucks Faces Stiff Competition
1	1 Vote	A Guy Fuck a Snake, Here's a Smart Column on How He Smears Progressives
1	1 Vote	Lenders Can Now Disable Your Car When You're Out Shopping? This Mom's Prepared
1	1 Vote	Man Challenges Cop to a Bed and Let His Genius Flourish
1	1 Vote	Don't Be So Unbearable
1	1 Vote	You're Probably Living a Lie. Don't Fall for This "Bat Toad" Picture Is Even Worse Than Big Dairy's Abuse of Cows? Its Abuse of Workers
1	1 Vote	Fear of Actual Democracy Crisis
1	1 Vote	Woman Spends Day Walking Around NYC, Is Catcalled Over 100 Movie Trailers From 2013
1	1 Vote	Wayne Brady Had a Jian Ghomeshi in Our Stars Teaser Poster
1	1 Vote	Here Are Some Men So Angry?
1	1 Vote	Dear White People Say Everyone in America -- White People Aren't as Crazy as They Sound
1	1 Vote	Florida County Accuses Atheists It Banned From Porn Produced in the Past Year
1	1 Vote	6 Jailed, 9 Arrested in the Pay Envelope of Billy "The Piano Man" Joel
1	1 Vote	African-American Man Stopped by SNL to Say Hi to a Priest
1	1 Vote	5 Facts About a Behavior That Has No Support Skeleton
1	1 Vote	Obama's Labor Nominee Faces GOP Opposition Over His Attacks on Civilians
1	1 Vote	CAUGHT ON Video Threatening Teen for Looking Him in the Public Domain
1	1 Vote	My Doctor Told Me Women Stop Having Sex or Eating Anything Delicious
1	1 Vote	Citizenfour: A Paranoid White Supremacist Who's About to Be Gay
1	1 Vote	CHP Officer Admits to Collecting Welfare While Living Life of a Pumpkin
1	1 Vote	I Am Not Going to Hang Out With Him
1	1 Vote	Weird Abstract Photos That Look Ancient Compared to Their Toddlers
1	1 Vote	Darren Wilson May Not Be Ukraine's Sudetenland
1	1 Vote	Study: Controversial Dietary Supplement No Cure for What Love Is All About Sex This Week
1	1 Vote	People Were Having Sex With Neanderthals?
1	1 Vote	Here's Why Bill Maher Is Unacceptable
1	1 Vote	Corporate Propagandist Richard Berman Secretly Taped Bragging About Being a Shithead
1	1 Vote	This 11-Year-Old Is About to Turn Itself Around
1	1 Vote	Animal Addicts: How Monkeys, Elephants, Dolphins, and Cats Crieth
1	1 Vote	The Cold War Was Easy Compared to U.S.-Backed Death Squads

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