Headline Smasher | Recent Smashes

3	3 Vote	Someone Tried to Use a Telephone, From 1917
1	1 Vote	Mother of Three Children From Fire Chief
1	1 Vote	Gawker & Defamer Live Blog the 2013 Elections?
1	1 Vote	Facebook Status Update of the Last Non-Naked Pop Singer Kat Dennings Is Black, White, and Gorgeous All Over Again
2	2 Vote	This Scimitar-Wielding Shawarma Vendor Is Insanely Good at Delayed Gratification
1	1 Vote	Death Toll Down to Upcoming New York Knicks
2	2 Vote	Who Is in Danger of Outgrowing the Room
7	7 Vote	I Am Fucking Tired of Seeing Nikola Tesla in Science Fiction Art!
2	2 Vote	Thatz Not Okay: Eating Food Off the Ground
2	2 Vote	Fable III Shipping With a Dining Room Table
1	1 Vote	US Court Upholds 100-Year Ban on Federal Funding of Human Trafficking
1	1 Vote	Mars Rover Mission in Syria Rejects Criticism
1	1 Vote	Massive Dolphin Die-Off Baffles Scientists as Hundreds Wash Up on Her Thighs
1	1 Vote	Ohio Bill Would Likely Prohibit Teachers and Administrators With Concealed guns
2	2 Vote	It's Water... With That Jerk?
1	1 Vote	Shark Fin Soup One Step Closer to Full Power Tool
2	2 Vote	Carnivorous Plant Doesn't Have Time for Crack-Related Crime?
1	1 Vote	Kaplan Becomes 14th Company to Drop ALEC Baldwin
1	1 Vote	Women Can't Wear Pants on Fox & Friends Twitter Account?
2	2 Vote	Curiosity Confirms That Mars Was Once Capable of Harboring Life Before They Were Fired for Taking Upskirt Pictures While on Duty
79	79 Vote	England Prepared to Nuke Kelly Clarkson for Buying an Expensive Belt
2	2 Vote	Kim Jong-Un Is a Mega Nerd Who Writes Game of Thrones
2	2 Vote	Former Fox News Haters Will Love This Inter-Thing
1	1 Vote	Terrence Howard Is Really Revolting
1	1 Vote	10 Physical Gestures That Have Been Put on Lockdown After Two Ravers died
5	5 Vote	Albuquerque Rehab Center Offering Two Free Breaking Bad Endings
2	2 Vote	Undercover Study Finds Using Facebook Makes People unhappy
1	1 Vote	Man Stages Kidnapping to Distract Parents From a 747 Airplane
1	1 Vote	New, "Relentlessly Pragmatic" Approach to Teaching Scripture
1	1 Vote	St. Louis Cardinals Rally for Mladic in Belgrade
2	2 Vote	Football Fan Realizes He's Been Cheering With a Supposed 64 Percent Success Rate
2	2 Vote	Bianca Jagger to Speak English USA! USA! USA!
2	2 Vote	Gunman Arrested and Jailed for Overdue Library Book
159	159 Vote	Teens Steal Credit Card, Use It Wisely
8	8 Vote	Listen to Obama Call Kanye a Jackass, It'll Make You Believe in Molecular Biology
2	2 Vote	Canada Had a Massive Clown Bush
2	2 Vote	"Abortion Ship" Aims to Eradicate Uncovered Boobs
1	1 Vote	40 Days of Drums
4	4 Vote	Why I Develop Things and Stuff
1	1 Vote	The Absolute Worst Way to Test Spiciness