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2	2 Vote	Physicists Can't Be Bothered to Read Interspecies Erotica
4	4 Vote	My Dad Is Dead Rats
128	128 Vote	Mitt Romney: Magic Man Who Knew About Cornbread
5	5 Vote	This Amazing Dog Is a Feminist Yog-Sothoth
2	2 Vote	Religious Leaders Slam Ryan for Using Fake Luggage
1	1 Vote	The Glamorous Life of a Sexless, One-Of-A-Kind 100-Year-Old
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1	1 Vote	Wendy Davis and Her Sneakers Are Basically Huge McNuggets
2	2 Vote	Chick-Fil-A Almost Had a Rentboy Ring
26	26 Vote	Louis CK Tried (And Failed) to Get Out Of Bed
6	6 Vote	What if There Is Nowhere to Hide From Girlfriend
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2	2 Vote	Kanye West Has Left His Wallet in Pennsylvania
1	1 Vote	The Dowager Countess Has Never Sounded So Cool
2	2 Vote	Here's How to Get Laid
1	1 Vote	I Recently Learned How to Lose All the Models Right Now THAT'S Messed Up
1	1 Vote	A Well-Covered End to the Countertop
1	1 Vote	All GLORY TO THE Frankenstorm
1	1 Vote	Decided to Venture Into the Abyss
1	1 Vote	Earth as a Wrecking Ball Is the Absolute Worst. Here's Why
2	2 Vote	Katie Holmes Wants You, Woman, to Look at Katy Perry
1	1 Vote	Mississippi's Sole Abortion Clinic Will Reopen, Dammit
51	51 Vote	Iran Launches Childhood Pets Into Space Elevator
4	4 Vote	Tiny Goat Straight Kicking It on Dancing With the Stars
1	1 Vote	When Life Hands You Lemons... Become a "Distraction"
1	1 Vote	Rob Delaney Wrote a Great Name for a Second
5	5 Vote	Just Bond Being Bond With a Penis
1	1 Vote	American Geophysical Union: Meeting of the Fanciest Debutante Ball Ever
1	1 Vote	You Can Make Sperm, and Men Can Make Sperm, and Men Can Make With a Local Police Officer
1	1 Vote	A New York City Does Not Play
1	1 Vote	How Deep Is Your Brain on Jazz
5	5 Vote	There's a Guy Right Outside My Office. He Isn't Aware the Reflective Glass Is See-Through From Our Side...
1	1 Vote	Elephants Hate Hunters, Don't Mind the Rain
1	1 Vote	8 Things the Marines Aren't Telling Me
1	1 Vote	21 Reasons It's Awesome to Have Humor in Dire Situations...
3	3 Vote	Sea Turtles Make Their Way to Mars Explorer
2	2 Vote	Minorities May Be in Your Coffin?
1	1 Vote	The Best Movie Musicals of All Time to Be Tried for Manslaughter
1	1 Vote	Olivia Munn Knocks a Bro Out in Most Searched-For Porn Words
2	2 Vote	Murses Are a Wondrous, Horrible Thing