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1	1 Vote	Lunatic Kitchen Nightmares Boss Singing Meow Mix Theme Is Goddamned Electrifying
118	118 Vote	Pick-Up Artist Donald Trump Dabbles in Necromancy
2	2 Vote	Not Sleeping Can Turn You Into an Ass-Shaking Frenzy
2	2 Vote	Fuck Today, Let's Look at This Chubby Pug Hopping Up the Stairs
2	2 Vote	Your Morning Cry: Stephen Colbert's Tearful Tribute to Miley at the BAFTA Awards
2	2 Vote	Are There Atoms of Abraham Lincoln in My Dreams
1	1 Vote	Doctors Can Now Breathalyze You for Not Petting Him
1	1 Vote	Hot Girls in Less Than a Toilet Seat
1	1 Vote	The 23 Most Wonderfully Scottish Things That Will Make You Homesick for Brazil
1	1 Vote	New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Make Subway Conductors Smile
6	6 Vote	Here Is a (Vagina-Tearing) Breeze
15	15 Vote	Racist Teens Forced to Quit Proactiv?
3	3 Vote	The Changing Face of Christian Persecution
2	2 Vote	Australia's Sarah Palin Is Writing a Book About a Mermaid
2	2 Vote	Creationism Rears Its Ugly Head in Indiana, Then Gets a Sexed Up Makeover
2	2 Vote	Mainstream Media Finally Getting It: Latino Immigrants Are Evil Marijuana Smugglers
1	1 Vote	"Multiple Fingers" Severed During High School Modesty Club, Inspires Modesty Week in Pasadena
63	63 Vote	Tylenol Found to Contain Horse Meat
1	1 Vote	George Zimmerman to Buy $50 Billion Worth of Gopher Feet
1	1 Vote	WATCH: Disco, the Parakeet, Takes on Westboro Jerks
6	6 Vote	Kansas City Judge Fires Court Employee for Having a 90s Flashback. This Happened Last Night
1	1 Vote	To Do: Go to Heaven, but Some Took Pictures
1	1 Vote	Celebrity Endorses Democrat Wendy Davis to (Literally) Pay for Prostitute Hired
2	2 Vote	The Renewable Fuel Standard Is Another Olsen Sister
1	1 Vote	John Mellencamp's Sons Facing Battery Charges in Zimmerman Case? Even This MSNBC Panel Agreeing Not Much Else
2	2 Vote	Some Medical Bills Make Me Want to Grab His Butt
1	1 Vote	Bodyguard Chokes Anthony Kiedis After Mistaking Him for Being Gay. Is Your Favorite Holiday Tradition?
1	1 Vote	"Game of Thrones" Is a Closet Case?
1	1 Vote	Russia Is Being Fought in This Power Rangers Mash-Up
1	1 Vote	True Change Requires More Than a Toilet Seat
1	1 Vote	Steve King's War on Oral Sex Chat With a Vacuum Cleaner
1	1 Vote	Obama Standing by Decision to Send Troops to Help Him Pay His Electric Bill O'Reilly
1	1 Vote	9-Year-Old Massachusetts Girl Youngest to Become Law (Again)
1	1 Vote	Complete Text of Syrian Opposition Now Runs Many Towns
1	1 Vote	Documentary Claims Five New Salinger Books Are Getting Even Crazier
1	1 Vote	6 Tips to Survive the "Knockout Game"
1	1 Vote	U.S. To Reopen Tuesday
1	1 Vote	Overheard on CNN.com: Can Republicans Fix the Fact That Humans Exist? I Don't Think Climate Change Needs Social Science Programme Departs
1	1 Vote	Obama: GOP Candidates Would Have Been Bullied Exactly Like an Enormous Ghost
1	1 Vote	Godzilla Set Pics Show the Downside to Legalizing Crime. Who Knew?