Headline Smasher | Recent Smashes

1	1 Vote	Rogue Postal Worker Refuses to Die Today
2	2 Vote	You Won't Believe What This Cop Did When Pilgrims Gave Him a FroYo Shop
1	1 Vote	Twerk, Verb: Dance Craze Bounces Its Way Into a (NSFW) Teaching Moment
1	1 Vote	Puppies Frolicking in a Shared Shower; A Sex-Librarian's Scorn
7	7 Vote	Get Us Psyched About This Clown Sandwich
2	2 Vote	Scientists Make the Bed Rock?
1	1 Vote	Transplant Goes Well for Girl Who Sleeps With Employee
7	7 Vote	Woman Accused of Being Blind 97-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	Dunkin Donuts Unveils Its Sweet New Space-Themed $5 Bill in the West Wing
38	38 Vote	San Diego Man Facing 13 Years of Jane Fonda's Workout Tapes
1	1 Vote	Kitten Sex Prompts Call to Jihad in an Asylum Run by Psycopaths and Sociopaths
3	3 Vote	Gay Men Do: Stranger by the DHS
1	1 Vote	NYC Couple Who Had Sex With the Devil, a Dozen Years After the "Nickel Famine"
6	6 Vote	Evangelicals Think They're Hipsters (All Hipsters Say That)
1	1 Vote	104 Republicans Who Want to Be a Babe Too!
124	124 Vote	Justin Bieber SICKENED by Nerve Gas After Opening Box Labeled "Pandora"
4	4 Vote	Watch: Girl Tells Boy She Has a Hard Time Wearing Clothes
1	1 Vote	Here's Who's Going to Be Like Lincoln?
1	1 Vote	Dolce and Gabbana Receive Fabulously Suspended Jail Sentence for Having Sex With Your Insanity
1	1 Vote	Nano-Technologists Aim to Keep Your Loved Ones Alive
2	2 Vote	Shit-Covered Man Caught Having Sex With Your Brain on Coffee … or Is It?
1	1 Vote	Apple's New iPad 3 Dead, 2 Injured in Swiss Balloon accident
1	1 Vote	Patriotic American Ted Nugent Shit His Pants to Avoid "Certain Failure"
3	3 Vote	Chinese Farmer Jailed for Being on "New Kids" Turf
1	1 Vote	Crazy Rhubarb Lady Is Really Fun
2	2 Vote	Malcolm X's Grandson, Was Murdered Over a Whole Pile of Kittens and Feel Lots of Feelings
9	9 Vote	OJ Simpson Wants to Build More Perfect CGI Boobs
1	1 Vote	A First-Class Cabin's Debut Diverted by Ash Ketchum
1	1 Vote	Police Blotter: Caught Sleeping With a Baby Metal Band
1	1 Vote	Rapper Charged With Bribery And corruption
2	2 Vote	Gun Safety Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	J.F.K. s Final Words in the Moon
1	1 Vote	Tyranny Hiding in Gold? Probably Not
1	1 Vote	Turkish Leader Says 23,000 Fully-Trained Martyrs Will Blow Your Mind
2	2 Vote	Schindler's List Up for Bloody Diarrhea
1	1 Vote	British Libel Laws Challenged by an Expert on North Korea's Airwaves
4	4 Vote	Alyson Hannigan Stretched Once and Now Everything's a Mess
2	2 Vote	NYC Is Now Over 50% Male Politicians
1	1 Vote	Children of Ohio, You Are a Total Facebook Meltdown
6	6 Vote	Check Out His Ass for a While