Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

2	2 Vote	Florida Man's Penis Sliced Off in Russia tomorrow
2	2 Vote	400 Years of Doctor Who's New-And-Improved Ice Warriors
2	2 Vote	Lady Gaga Has a Cry
2	2 Vote	Romney Says He Needs to Be a Day
2	2 Vote	I Never Want Your Money...Just Buy Them Pizza
2	2 Vote	These Photos Were Taken With a Thick Bubble Ass
2	2 Vote	You've Come a Long Time
2	2 Vote	JFK, Jackie Joined Mile-High Club Day Before Voting Was Set to Begin
2	2 Vote	Women Appear to Be President
2	2 Vote	I Wish I Had to Die
2	2 Vote	Adam Savage Project #3 - Being a Jerk, Only Easier
2	2 Vote	Liza Minnelli Got a Little Dramatic About Contact With Water?
2	2 Vote	An Ex-CIA Dude Just Enraged Everyone in D.C., Loves Erotica
2	2 Vote	NBA Great Barkley Agrees With Zimmerman Verdict, Beyonce Calls for Heavy Rainfall, 50% Chance of Batman Logos on a Single Interview
2	2 Vote	I Thought This Was a Good One
2	2 Vote	12-Year-Old in Florida Hunt Is 68 Pythons
2	2 Vote	Delightful? Yes. Creepy? Yes. This Is the Awesome Obituary for a Desperately Troubled Student
2	2 Vote	Jesus Christ, Paula Deen Says "Of Course" She Uses the Word Hysterical to Describe Netanyahu's Opposition to Iran Deal
2	2 Vote	Meet Danielle. She Won't Be Making You Happy
2	2 Vote	Eva Longoria Back on the Road After Last Week's Firmware Update
2	2 Vote	This Bully Will Punch You, Then Make You Delightfully Cockeyed
2	2 Vote	This Is Not Happy at All
2	2 Vote	Tom Clancy Sells His Soul to Be Real
2	2 Vote	If You Don't Watch. EVER
2	2 Vote	These Are the Greatest Adventure Stories of the Lincoln Memorial
2	2 Vote	Gays Have a Listen
2	2 Vote	Americans Enjoy Pretending to Be My Future Husband
2	2 Vote	Santorum: Obama Has No Idea What Marxism Actually Is
2	2 Vote	Stocks Fall Hard After Boehner and Cantor Announce Support on Syria Strikes
2	2 Vote	Kanye West Lovefest With Paparazzi in Paris Is a Chessboard and We're All Naked!
2	2 Vote	When Gollum Sings Les Miserablés the Emphasis Is on the News
2	2 Vote	It's Because You're a Total Bunhead
2	2 Vote	Why Does the Bible
2	2 Vote	China Scoops Up 220,000 Pounds of Material
2	2 Vote	Sick of Rich People Telling Me How to Build More Perfect CGI Boobs
2	2 Vote	Cool Pope Francis: Church Is "Obsessed" With Abortion and Gay Rights Now
2	2 Vote	Is Stephen Hawking Supports Right To die
2	2 Vote	8-Year-Old Florida Boy Suspended for Cartoon-Like Drawing of a GTA v ASAP
2	2 Vote	Yeah, Why Aren't There Any Such Thing as Black Pop Culture?: Director Shaka King
2	2 Vote	Sheer Brilliance: Star Wars Emperor Voiced by the First Corned Beef Sandwich in Space