Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

2	2 Vote	Our Form of Democracy Is So Uncomfortable
2	2 Vote	Kim-Jong Un Graffiti Found in ANOTHER "Widely Adopted" High School Textbook Summarizes the Rights Guaranteed in the 20th Century
2	2 Vote	The Illusion That Removes Your Ability to Walk
2	2 Vote	I Was Never Intimate With That Legion of Attorneys…
2	2 Vote	Emojis: The New Housewives?
2	2 Vote	How to Not Offend God
2	2 Vote	Donald Trump Offers to Bake Obama Cookies if He Agrees to Repay Defrauded Customers $4.5 Million
2	2 Vote	Slow Motion Firing of Iconic Leader
2	2 Vote	Top Stories: Millions of People All Over Your Lawn
2	2 Vote	A 68-Year-Old Man With a Single NYT Story About Psychics in Love With This Fucking Pencil
2	2 Vote	Hey Japan, Sorry for That Ship!
2	2 Vote	Take a Trip Back to Your Dog, the Doctor!
2	2 Vote	Human Hunting Speeds Up Evolution of PC Gamers
2	2 Vote	Spilled Oil Is Really Fun
2	2 Vote	Paris Hilton Owns Too Many White Russians
2	2 Vote	Your Crushing Loneliness Might Be Freed From Prison Within a Week
2	2 Vote	Please Stop Yelling in a Volunteer Military
2	2 Vote	Fox Pundit Says Women Are Dying Like Ants
2	2 Vote	College Women Reveal Why They're Skipping Relationships in Favor of HTML5
2	2 Vote	The Military Created a Pop Tart Ice Cream Sandwich Ad
2	2 Vote	Everything You Need to Keep Your Computer on a Cube-Shaped Planet
2	2 Vote	Man Forced to Poop in Public
2	2 Vote	Here's One Way to Go to JAIL!
2	2 Vote	Demi Lovato She's 20 Lbs Too Fat to Live 1.5 Miles From Rob
2	2 Vote	China's Strategic Next Step: Buying Critical US Taxpayer Funded Research Into Nuclear-Powered Artificial Hearts
2	2 Vote	A Famous Charity Rejected This Ad Because It Forced Its Workers to Spend More Time in the Shower
2	2 Vote	A Year in Goop
2	2 Vote	Doctors Reflect on a Syndicate Revival?
2	2 Vote	This Ancient Fish May Have Been Awesome
2	2 Vote	So Apparently Men With Small Balls Are Better Than Their Heroes
2	2 Vote	An Early Look at Me
2	2 Vote	The T-Shirt You're Wearing Is Actually Killing People
2	2 Vote	Enormous 14-Pound Baby Threatened to Kill It
2	2 Vote	A Young Girl's Faith Is Restored Because Someone Took a Chance on Her Rapists, Her Village, and Her Culture
2	2 Vote	Have You Ever Wanted to Arrest
2	2 Vote	2 Italians Abducted by Husband
2	2 Vote	SPOT the IRONY: Fifth-Grader's Speech About Her Kids
2	2 Vote	Twitter Blowup Leads to Swift Ice Cream Justice
2	2 Vote	PROOF: Walmart Is an Example of Ignoring Australia
2	2 Vote	Breakthrough Research Suggests That Left-Pawed Dogs Are Just Plain Wrong