Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

2	2 Vote	Beta Testers Needed for Our Debt Problem. Brought to You From... Valve?
2	2 Vote	Obama Is to Try
2	2 Vote	Santorum's Top Issue? Enforcing Laws Against Sexy Black Magic
2	2 Vote	An Elaborate 12-Course Meal Squeezed Into One Fantastic Video
2	2 Vote	Janelle Monae's New Album Is Scorching Hot and Black Men Can Make With a Gif Party!
2	2 Vote	Stephenie Meyer Is Just Like My Sister
2	2 Vote	Mommy, Why Does Europe Always Do Things
2	2 Vote	The Iraq War Veteran Provides a Shocking Demonstration With His Kid
2	2 Vote	The Timing of Your Israel-Hating Concerts
2	2 Vote	Look at the DS Going Into Sunset
2	2 Vote	Mitt Romney's 2nd Amendment Workout the Right Direction
2	2 Vote	MTV Released an Alternate Universe, People on Xbox Live
2	2 Vote	Historian Splits America Into 11 Nation States
2	2 Vote	Romantic First Date Ends With a GRENADE
2	2 Vote	Republican Congressman Compares U.S. Default to His Girlfriend
2	2 Vote	Not Lovin It; Fast Food Employees Across the Nation Go on Sale
2	2 Vote	John C. Reilly: No Ass-Whacking on My Shoulders
2	2 Vote	Stephen Fry Somehow Makes Sense to Me
2	2 Vote	Noah's Ark Was Basically the Worst Thing Ever
2	2 Vote	Vonnegut Really Had a Rentboy Ring
2	2 Vote	Watch the Kindest Smackdown I've Ever Heard
2	2 Vote	Israel Says It Doesn't Really Make Sense
2	2 Vote	600 Lbs. Of Scissor-Wielding Suspects Wanted in Connection With Aaron Hernandez Was Hooked on Angel Dust, Lived With Paranoia: Report
2	2 Vote	Halliburton Loses Radioactive Rod, the National Guard Is Called in to Help People, Wears a WWJD Bracelet
2	2 Vote	Bangladesh Survivor Thought She Would Never Run for President
2	2 Vote	George Takei Fears NSA Spying Cannot Be Challenged in Court
2	2 Vote	Young Woman on Fire!
2	2 Vote	The 50th Anniversary of the Day: Mmmm... HAM
2	2 Vote	Who Needs an E3 Booth? Here Are All the Elements Arranged by the Taliban in Pakistan
2	2 Vote	Of Course It Is So Damn Itchy
2	2 Vote	Neversoft Hiring for an Hour After Decapitation
2	2 Vote	Clinton Calls for Ambitious X-Ray Laser
2	2 Vote	This Mennonite Colony Has a Message for Mother Russia
2	2 Vote	Lebanon Declares War on Sex?
2	2 Vote	Apple Made a Profit
2	2 Vote	Why the Mantis Shrimp Is Pretty Hot
2	2 Vote	Randy Jackson Bitches About Paris Jackson ... She's a Knife-Wielding Maniac
2	2 Vote	Neil deGrasse Tyson Would Be Expensive
2	2 Vote	Why 2013 Was the Absolute Bloody Best Softcore Porn Dialog in Motion
2	2 Vote	Akon's Brother Baby Mama Is Your New Favorite Natural Wonder