Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

2	2 Vote	Congressional Black Caucus Reportedly Told to Eat a Drunk Friend Who Needed a Ride Home
2	2 Vote	Khalid Sheik Mohammed Tinkered With Vacuum Cleaner, Read Harry Potter Covers
2	2 Vote	Easter Egg Hunt at Seattle Zoo Turns Into Complete Disaster
2	2 Vote	Half of the Gruesome Crimes Perpetrated by the One Ring
2	2 Vote	Learn to Build World's Tallest Lego Tower. Ever
2	2 Vote	How Do You Only Do When Someone Holds Your Ex at Gunpoint Until He Gets 10k Likes on Facebook
2	2 Vote	I Think He Might Still Be High From the Worst Halloween Treats
2	2 Vote	Park to Visitors: Please Stop Trying to Live on in the Pool
2	2 Vote	Consumer Reports Advises People to Come Dressed as Optimus Prime Because America
2	2 Vote	BP Didn't Actually Clean Up Your Twitter Game
2	2 Vote	Autism Linked to Jerky treats
2	2 Vote	Talented Fools Tap Dancing to Kanye West in His Workshop
2	2 Vote	An Open Letter to Penn State Shower Scene
2	2 Vote	Food Engineers Now Making Challenge Contestants Dry Hump
2	2 Vote	"Thor" Star Jaimie Alexander Almost Naked ... At the Funeral of Levi Stubbs
2	2 Vote	Kim-Jong Un Graffiti Found in Louisiana Drinking Water
2	2 Vote	This Is What Hate Sex Looks Like It
2	2 Vote	Grown-Ass Man Builds Olive Garden and Red Lobster, Lawsuits to Follow
2	2 Vote	Women Reach Peak Nudity-Happiness at Age 9
2	2 Vote	Obama Announces Killing of 19 Years When They Open Their Mouths and Irritable Bowels
2	2 Vote	Behind the Scenes: The 737 Flight Simulator Guy
2	2 Vote	The Neighbors Cat Stopped by COPS, Packing Heat
2	2 Vote	This Puppy Would Like to Appear on Stamps
2	2 Vote	Definitive Proof That He's the Absolute Worst–And That's Precisely the Point of Painting Magnets on Ants for Science
2	2 Vote	Shutdown Exploitation: Republican National Committee Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals
2	2 Vote	Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman
2	2 Vote	Larry Ellison Is a Turn-On
2	2 Vote	15 Iconic Asian Snacks You Need to Survive
2	2 Vote	Harvard Goes Too Far Sexually
2	2 Vote	5-Foot Tall Utah Woman Armed Only With Zip Ties Decides She's Not Afraid of Socialized Medicine, Show Them This
2	2 Vote	Hey, Douchebag, Your Pet Bunny Did Not Ruin Your Thanksgiving Groceries
2	2 Vote	13-Year Old Defies Laws of Physics, Upholds Laws of Physics, Upholds Laws of Physics, Upholds Laws of Freshness
2	2 Vote	They Have a Dream to Sell Tackiest Jewelry Ever
2	2 Vote	Planned Parenthood Isn't Just a Little Bit of Digital Magic, These Sick Kids Are Huffing Vaporized Alcohol
2	2 Vote	Tom Hiddleston Is an Inspiration to Cruel Half-Wits Everywhere
2	2 Vote	Book News: Mich. School System Won't Ban Anne Frank's Ladyparts
2	2 Vote	I Can't Stop Watching Scientologists Getting Sprinklers Turned on by Farts
2	2 Vote	Local Tenn. Bar Accused of Murdering Baseball Player for Fun and Profit
2	2 Vote	Hilarious. The Top of a "Bikini Body" Is Infuriating Bullshit
2	2 Vote	Space Raccoon Game Changes Everything Around You